Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 45
March 4, 2014
Need Some Camo?
Are you a hunter? Do you want to get the perfect camouflage? Well with this handy patent you can become one with the forest. Or maybe have a costume for Halloween. 
March 3, 2014
Holy Ghost Writer A Ghost?
What do you think?
February 28, 2014
Stories of the Order - Space
Humans have been fascinated by space since the dawn of man and while their curiosity is valid, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has made it their mission to halt humans from being able to travel outside of an area that they deem fit.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that governs everything we know. They are omnipotent, all knowing, self-aware, and wiser than anything we can comprehend. A genius at the human level would only have a tiny fraction of their wisdom. They know that humans cannot travel too far outside of the realm that they know; it would only further their confusion.
You see, space is a vast area teeming with other life forms and humans can't begin to comprehend this knowledge. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows that humans already have a hard time getting along with each other and wouldn't be able to get along with other forms of life. Not only that but it takes more knowledge than humans have to be able to travel so far safely. Although some scientists and astronomists may have some of the knowledge needed, the Sovereign Order ensures that no one become capable of going further; it would only make the human race more divided amongst themselves and it would complicate life as we know it.
Fortunately the Order wants our well being to thrive and by limiting our knowledge of space, they can keep us happier, safer, and more in-tune with each other's needs. It is their very kindness that has saved us from ourselves.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that governs everything we know. They are omnipotent, all knowing, self-aware, and wiser than anything we can comprehend. A genius at the human level would only have a tiny fraction of their wisdom. They know that humans cannot travel too far outside of the realm that they know; it would only further their confusion.
You see, space is a vast area teeming with other life forms and humans can't begin to comprehend this knowledge. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows that humans already have a hard time getting along with each other and wouldn't be able to get along with other forms of life. Not only that but it takes more knowledge than humans have to be able to travel so far safely. Although some scientists and astronomists may have some of the knowledge needed, the Sovereign Order ensures that no one become capable of going further; it would only make the human race more divided amongst themselves and it would complicate life as we know it.
Fortunately the Order wants our well being to thrive and by limiting our knowledge of space, they can keep us happier, safer, and more in-tune with each other's needs. It is their very kindness that has saved us from ourselves.
February 27, 2014
Boxers and Briefs
For the guy who likes to wear briefs but feels it is more socially acceptable to be found wearing boxers, comes the boxer briefs. Signing up for a pair?February 26, 2014
Stories of the Order - Reality
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an all-knowing, omnipotent group that has a hand in everything that the human race knows or does. While this may seem scary to some, they are actually very helpful and concerned for our safety and well-being which is why they can alter reality.
Sometimes altering reality is necessary so that life isn't left to chance. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has to ensure that the things that happen for the good of mankind are left intact and when things happen by chance it is necessary to change it.
For instance, if a child chases their ball into the street and the Order knows that they may get into an accident and be hit by a car they will prevent it if the child is someone that will grow up to cure cancer or help with world peace. Now this doesn't mean that they don't care about other children and they save many but if they saved every single person from death then they know that humans would get scared and suspicious. It is with great pain that they cannot save every single human being but by altering reality they do try to make it easier on the survivors.
They also alter reality sometimes when it is important for someone to not have knowledge of something that happened that is unexplainable. For instance, The Sovereign Order knows about life on other planets and some humans have seen signs of this as well. Knowing that those humans are thought of as crackpots, sometimes they will alter the reality of the human so that they can live their life without fear of being made into a pariah or exiled from their friends and family. Everything they do is for the good of the human race.
Sometimes altering reality is necessary so that life isn't left to chance. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has to ensure that the things that happen for the good of mankind are left intact and when things happen by chance it is necessary to change it.
For instance, if a child chases their ball into the street and the Order knows that they may get into an accident and be hit by a car they will prevent it if the child is someone that will grow up to cure cancer or help with world peace. Now this doesn't mean that they don't care about other children and they save many but if they saved every single person from death then they know that humans would get scared and suspicious. It is with great pain that they cannot save every single human being but by altering reality they do try to make it easier on the survivors.
They also alter reality sometimes when it is important for someone to not have knowledge of something that happened that is unexplainable. For instance, The Sovereign Order knows about life on other planets and some humans have seen signs of this as well. Knowing that those humans are thought of as crackpots, sometimes they will alter the reality of the human so that they can live their life without fear of being made into a pariah or exiled from their friends and family. Everything they do is for the good of the human race.
February 25, 2014
Helium Shade
Ever wanted shade wherever you went? Well with this little invention you get some helium sun shade. Let's hope you don't have to walk under any short bridges.
February 24, 2014
Stories of the Order - Ghosts
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group of highly intelligent beings that have been around forever, long before man entered the picture. They know all, see all, and are a part of all that we do, even if we do not know about them or their mission.
Those that do know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may not realize that they are practical jokers sometimes. They spend countless millenniums saving humans from themselves but they do like to have fun as well, which is why the Order sometimes likes to pretend to be ghosts.
Most of you have probably seen YouTube videos of people being scared by ghosts. You see those are faked. The Sovereign Order gets a real chuckle from the humans and their fear. However, don't think of it as them wanting to scare us because that's not their mission. They learned their lesson the hard way with The Amityville Horror, which turned into a nightmare for the Lutz family unintentionally. They took that prank a little to far and made a family leave their new home in less than a month. The family then turned into pariahs. People thought they were fakes. And they were but they didn’t know. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tried to rectify the situation but turning their tale into a popular book and movie. They did felt really bad about that one.
They really like to have fun and give good-hearted scares – not the kind that gives you nightmares. They might show up to someone on Halloween night and give him or her a fright but later the person will think that it's all a joke, which it is. They never scare little children or the elderly but only those that they know will enjoy it in the long run.
Now sometimes the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo will take pleasure in scaring a bad person and in those cases they will go all out and ensure that the evil person is genuinely scared. This has sometimes worked out to the advantage of others – kind of like a “Scared Straight” program.
Either way, the Sovereign Order likes to have fun and sometimes it even works to the human race's advantage
Those that do know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may not realize that they are practical jokers sometimes. They spend countless millenniums saving humans from themselves but they do like to have fun as well, which is why the Order sometimes likes to pretend to be ghosts.
Most of you have probably seen YouTube videos of people being scared by ghosts. You see those are faked. The Sovereign Order gets a real chuckle from the humans and their fear. However, don't think of it as them wanting to scare us because that's not their mission. They learned their lesson the hard way with The Amityville Horror, which turned into a nightmare for the Lutz family unintentionally. They took that prank a little to far and made a family leave their new home in less than a month. The family then turned into pariahs. People thought they were fakes. And they were but they didn’t know. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tried to rectify the situation but turning their tale into a popular book and movie. They did felt really bad about that one.
They really like to have fun and give good-hearted scares – not the kind that gives you nightmares. They might show up to someone on Halloween night and give him or her a fright but later the person will think that it's all a joke, which it is. They never scare little children or the elderly but only those that they know will enjoy it in the long run.
Now sometimes the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo will take pleasure in scaring a bad person and in those cases they will go all out and ensure that the evil person is genuinely scared. This has sometimes worked out to the advantage of others – kind of like a “Scared Straight” program.
Either way, the Sovereign Order likes to have fun and sometimes it even works to the human race's advantage
February 21, 2014
Anti Attack Pill
Looking to scare away would be attackers? Well with this handy patent you will be able to carry around a citrus pill in your mouth, then if an attacker shows, bit down and spit citrus in their eyes. Sounds easy, right?February 20, 2014
Surf's Up
Ready for your very own indoor surfing machine? It looks quite complicated and must make quite the mess. Plus wouldn't that hurt if you fell flat on your face?February 19, 2014
Care for a swing?
Another great patent, a pair of pants that turn into a hammock. Just take them off and set it up. Hopefully you have a second pair of pants nearby.Holy Ghost Writer's Blog
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