Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 46

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Stories of the Order - Flying Cars

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo an elite group of super beings traveled light years away from their territory to study the not so complex, down right idiotic, and not so stellar race known as humans.  Over the years the Order has watched and nudged humans in the right directions when it came to technology. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had to take pause when a human came up with an exact replica of a flying car.  They had to take a bigger pause when that replica became a fully functioning flying car.

The fact humans came up with this by themselves should have been a good thing. And it was to a degree. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was kind of proud for once the humans did something on their own. So it was with great hesitation the Order made the painful decision to disallow the creation of flying cards at this point in time for humans.

The reason for the temporary halt on flying cars could have been any number of things. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been zipping through air and space for millennia. The problem they had with humans zipping through space was the simple fact humans were crappy drivers. If the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo had a dollar for every car wreck they saw let’s just say they would be filthy rich. And it was simple impatience that caused the majority of accidents.

They have helped humans gain a great portion of their technology. But they refuse to allow humans in space and air. They have to put a stop to it now because if they manage the flying car they can easily build on it sending cars into space outside of Earth’s air space. They may even build their first real ship. The last thing they need is road raged speed demons floating around in outer space.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo made it a top priority to stop the creation of flying cars, for the simple fact humans are crappy drivers.

Stories of The Order - Additives

The order is an ancient group of beings that were here long before any humans of this age and will be here long after such humans are gone. They have done many things throughout their life on Earth but one thing they may never speak about is additives in food. Why? Because they like keeping humans complacent, docile, just plain dumb.

Why have humans that go against the status quo and make more work for them? They tried that and looked what happened, the dark ages. It took a lot of work for them to clean up that mess and they would rather amuse themselves other ways than to work at cleaning up human messes. So they gave humans what they needed, a brain sterilization.

The order let humans think they were being creative and helping with additives in foods, from coloring to fluoride, but in reality they have long been keeping humans dumbed down. Making them believe watching Justin Bieber concerts and reality TV was worth their time, instead of inventing and getting out in the world.

So now thanks to the order the humans remain stupid and slowly progress at things, not so stupid they are cavemen, but not so smart that they blow themselves up either. Thanks to the order humans can now prosper in their own sheer stupidity.

Accidental Wave

Discovered completely by accident, much like Penicillin, the microwave came into homes because Percy Spencer walked in front of a magnetron and his chocolate bar melted. At least that is what the Order allows humans to believe.

Cloaking Coming to You Soon

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A Figment?

Could the Holy Ghost Writer be a figment of your imagination?

Moving On Up

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Easy Lunch

One day your lunch may be nothing more than this. A pill that contains everything you need. You take the pill and that is that. At least there would be no need for cooking. Ready for your pill lunch?

Ready for a tattoo?

If technology has its way, gone will be the days of ink tattoos. Now you will be able to light up like your alarm clock. Electronic displays like that of messages that scroll across billboards, will be printed on thin plastic membranes. So your forearm could look like a computer screen. Makeup is coming soon supposedly as well. Ready to get a tattoo now?

Stories of the Order - Bitcoin

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group of highly intelligent beings that have inhabited the planet Earth. They are to gather intelligence and monitor the less than impressive humans. Over time the Order have witness the up and downs of the human population. They have created and orchestrated some of the biggest shenanigans throughout the history of Earth.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo did not find anything particularly interesting about these human beings but what could they do but follow Orders. The one thing the Order could not come to accept was the government that ran the Earth. Each one for every country was only out for them selves. And the rest of human population was puppets. These governments took advantage and ran everything. And they were all greedy and money hungry.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo put a plan into action to try to relinquish some of the control the government have. And they knew exactly how to do so. They would hit them where it hurts. The banks where money flowed in but never came back out because the government hoarded everything for them selves. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo devised a plan to cause a mass downfall of the control the humans government have on money.

They did this by creating Bitcoin. Bitcoin was a digital currency individuals could use freely. There were no fees, charges or bank accounts. Because there are no bank accounts it mean the currency was untouchable by banks or governments. Bitcoin was not regulated. The banks and government are none to please about this digital currency system simply because they cannot control it or take a cut. It hasn't quite caught on yet but it will. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo will make sure it catches on. And they will watch as governments all the around the world crash. How they look forward to that day.