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June 24, 2014
Stories of the Order - Titanic
Everyone has heard about the infamous sinking of the Titanic. This was a very tragic incident because a lot of people lost their lives and it was all attributed to the ship crashing into an iceberg and this opened a hole on one side of the ship causing the inevitable sinking process. The truth is that there was no iceberg involved in this. The hole was caused by a controlled explosion that was meant to open the hole in the ship in a perfectly strategic location.
The reason for this was that the order was aware of the fact that 3 millionaires that wanted to do terrible things in the USA would be traveling in this ship and they had to be taken out of the equation. It was a very unfortunate thing that many innocent people also had to die, but the level of evil that those 3 individuals had was extremely high and they needed to be stopped. All of them died in the initial moments after the ship started sinking because they tried to force their way through the crowds by pushing women and children out of the way and witnesses beat them up and threw them overboard. The order was also responsible for the character played by Billy Zane in the movie being made to look like one of these evil men that really existed.
The reason for this was that the order was aware of the fact that 3 millionaires that wanted to do terrible things in the USA would be traveling in this ship and they had to be taken out of the equation. It was a very unfortunate thing that many innocent people also had to die, but the level of evil that those 3 individuals had was extremely high and they needed to be stopped. All of them died in the initial moments after the ship started sinking because they tried to force their way through the crowds by pushing women and children out of the way and witnesses beat them up and threw them overboard. The order was also responsible for the character played by Billy Zane in the movie being made to look like one of these evil men that really existed.
June 23, 2014
Easy Bath
No need for a shower or a bath. Just stand on the conveyor belt and go through the new human car wash. Ready to give it a try?
June 20, 2014
Stories of the Order - Trains
The train was invented in 1822 by an English inventor named George Stephenson. George Stephenson was an English engineer. He was born in 1781 (in Newcastle, England), and died in 1848. When he was 14, he started to take interest in machinery. He was working with his father (which was in charge of a water pump- that ran on steam), and slowly started inventing inventions of his own. his amazing genus was ask a very prominent member of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo.
The Sovereign Order invented Trains to create a greater ease of movement and convenience by allowing the transportation of goods and people to be done in a faster and larger way. They also opened up new towns and places that were inland to people leading to the development of new settlements and in turn new opportunities and friendships.
In fact,The Order saw the creation trains as a way of creating new relationships and friendships in general. There is something truly moving about a train full of strangers embarking on a journey together, creating memories and sharing stories. Or just making awkward eye contact.
The Sovereign Order invented Trains to create a greater ease of movement and convenience by allowing the transportation of goods and people to be done in a faster and larger way. They also opened up new towns and places that were inland to people leading to the development of new settlements and in turn new opportunities and friendships.
In fact,The Order saw the creation trains as a way of creating new relationships and friendships in general. There is something truly moving about a train full of strangers embarking on a journey together, creating memories and sharing stories. Or just making awkward eye contact.
June 19, 2014
Stories of the Order - Frankenstein
Although Frankenstein written by Mary Shelley was considered a novel it was in fact the true story of the scientific experiments of an alchemist in Germany living in, of all places, Frankenstein Castle, which is but 17km from Gernsheim.
This alchemist was known to locals as Lord Victor and was a prestigious member of the Order. As the order held the knowledge of the essence of life on earth they were unsure of the wisdom of some of Lord Victor’s experiments. For this reason they demanded that he turn over to them, all his notes and data on any work he had undertaken from 1818.
1818 was the year they themselves had begun a new project to make a third type of human being. They had male and female but considered that another type of being would add color and entertainment to the population. However they found that two arms and two legs of their new being had gone missing and they suspected that Lord Victor might have had something to do with it. These had been particularly fine specimens and they were having great difficulty replacing them.
They sent a spy to Frankenstein Castle who reported back that indeed the missing limbs were in Lord Victor’s possession.
A grand meeting was held. Brainstorming produced “Project Third Human”. It was decided that to outdo Lord Victor, they would hold a world wide competition to see who would be the first to produce this new being. It would be known as a Malfee.
Across the world went the advertisement:
“Make your own Malfee from spare parts (not supplied). Be the first to become a god. Winner takes all.”
Far from becoming a god the entire human race became the angel of death and great swathes of human kind were being chopped up for spare parts - no wait! That’s happening now in modern hospitals - back to Frankenstein.
Well of course you know what happened: they had to stop it. Lord Victor finished his experiment, which was a great success. The Malfee is very shy but the tracks of his big feet are often discovered in the snow capped mountains of Germany.
This alchemist was known to locals as Lord Victor and was a prestigious member of the Order. As the order held the knowledge of the essence of life on earth they were unsure of the wisdom of some of Lord Victor’s experiments. For this reason they demanded that he turn over to them, all his notes and data on any work he had undertaken from 1818.
1818 was the year they themselves had begun a new project to make a third type of human being. They had male and female but considered that another type of being would add color and entertainment to the population. However they found that two arms and two legs of their new being had gone missing and they suspected that Lord Victor might have had something to do with it. These had been particularly fine specimens and they were having great difficulty replacing them.
They sent a spy to Frankenstein Castle who reported back that indeed the missing limbs were in Lord Victor’s possession.
A grand meeting was held. Brainstorming produced “Project Third Human”. It was decided that to outdo Lord Victor, they would hold a world wide competition to see who would be the first to produce this new being. It would be known as a Malfee.
Across the world went the advertisement:
“Make your own Malfee from spare parts (not supplied). Be the first to become a god. Winner takes all.”
Far from becoming a god the entire human race became the angel of death and great swathes of human kind were being chopped up for spare parts - no wait! That’s happening now in modern hospitals - back to Frankenstein.
Well of course you know what happened: they had to stop it. Lord Victor finished his experiment, which was a great success. The Malfee is very shy but the tracks of his big feet are often discovered in the snow capped mountains of Germany.
June 18, 2014
No stepping on toes
With the dance helper I guess you will learn and be able to stand up doing it. Hopefully they don't weigh a lot.
June 17, 2014
Stories of the Order - Email
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hold all of the world wide web in the palm of their wise and forever capable hands. They dreamt it,invented, created it and continue to update it. Their original intention was to entertain and educate the earth, but very quickly they saw an opportunity to utilise is uses in other, even more beneficial ways; to spy on humans every move and thought and relationship and purchase. Whilst it's quite well known that The Order all ready have their trusted canine spies to keep a watchful eye on society, they also recognize that humans interact with their emails drastically more than they interact with their pets.
So in one of The Orders annual Technology and Spy orientated meetings , they decided to appoint one Order member per household to keep hourly tabs on all inboxes, sent boxes and of course junk mail. Fidelity is something The Sovereign Order take very importantly, so naturally sometimes these Spies will stumble upon emails that clearly need to "accidentally" forwarded to spouses/partners.
So in one of The Orders annual Technology and Spy orientated meetings , they decided to appoint one Order member per household to keep hourly tabs on all inboxes, sent boxes and of course junk mail. Fidelity is something The Sovereign Order take very importantly, so naturally sometimes these Spies will stumble upon emails that clearly need to "accidentally" forwarded to spouses/partners.
June 16, 2014
Feed The Family
You will never run out of soup with the giant soup bowl. That is if you can fill it to begin with.
June 13, 2014
Stories of the Order - Elevators
While you're zoning out in an elevator, waiting to reach your floor, do you ever wonder who came up with the idea? Probably not. We just expect to have safe, working elevators in multistory buildings -- and we get pretty irritated when we have to take the stairs instead. Elevators existed as far back as ancient Rome; Archimedes was building them in 336 B.C., and gladiators and animals rode lifts to the Roman Coliseum arena by A.D. 80. Of course, those early "elevators" weren't enclosed cars.
They were simple platforms and hoists, typically used to perform tasks such as raising up water for irrigation or lifting heavy building materials such as stones. These lifts were powered by animals, people or even water wheels, and they were the first prototype The Order created. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are dedicated to making everything around us go as smoothly and efficiently as possible. The addition of mirrors in elevators makes it convenient for men and women to be vain while they go places without drawing too much attention to them selves. Another reason for why The Order created this amazing , time saving invention is because the possibility of a plummeting elevator makes for an exciting action sequence in the movies.
They were simple platforms and hoists, typically used to perform tasks such as raising up water for irrigation or lifting heavy building materials such as stones. These lifts were powered by animals, people or even water wheels, and they were the first prototype The Order created. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are dedicated to making everything around us go as smoothly and efficiently as possible. The addition of mirrors in elevators makes it convenient for men and women to be vain while they go places without drawing too much attention to them selves. Another reason for why The Order created this amazing , time saving invention is because the possibility of a plummeting elevator makes for an exciting action sequence in the movies.
June 12, 2014
Stories of the Order - Atlas
Atlas was a legendary Titan, a son of Titan Iapetus. He was in a lot of stories, starting with the story of the exploits with the hero, Hercules. Atlas led a battle of Titans against Zeus which lasted for ten years. Eventually Atlas was singled out by Zeus and forced to hold up the heavens as a special punishment. The Earth goddess gave Juno, Jupiter's wife, a tree of golden apples as a wedding present.
Atlas's daughters had the role of protecting it. Hercules was ordered to fetch the golden apples from the Pleiades, Atlas' daughters, so he asked Atlas for help. Atlas had Hercules hold up the heavens while Atlas went to look for his daughters, who had the apples. Finally Atlas returned, but he didn't''t want to take over holding up the sky again. He had enjoyed his brief break and told Hercules that he would deliver the apples himself to the king. Hercules tricked Atlas into taking the load back by asking Atlas to hold it while he shifted the load.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew the importance of Atlas and his role of holding the world and the sky upon his shoulders. And so to make sure that he stayed motivated and focus they gave him words of encouragement. One of the encouragement's was the promise of a book and a movie one day being made about him. This pleased Atlas greatly and stopped him from dropping the world.
Atlas's daughters had the role of protecting it. Hercules was ordered to fetch the golden apples from the Pleiades, Atlas' daughters, so he asked Atlas for help. Atlas had Hercules hold up the heavens while Atlas went to look for his daughters, who had the apples. Finally Atlas returned, but he didn't''t want to take over holding up the sky again. He had enjoyed his brief break and told Hercules that he would deliver the apples himself to the king. Hercules tricked Atlas into taking the load back by asking Atlas to hold it while he shifted the load.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew the importance of Atlas and his role of holding the world and the sky upon his shoulders. And so to make sure that he stayed motivated and focus they gave him words of encouragement. One of the encouragement's was the promise of a book and a movie one day being made about him. This pleased Atlas greatly and stopped him from dropping the world.
June 11, 2014
Toe Show
With the invention of toe puppets, now you can put on a toe puppet show. Ready to let your feet free?
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