Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 36

Stories of the Order - Chicken

The Order has created the chicken first. Not the egg. The egg came as a creation afterwards, to distract you from the fact that we control everything. What is the chicken for? The mighty chicken, was created to infiltrate and steal away information with relative ease. Every egg is a transmitter of information, your conversations, your ideas, they all flow into the yellow of the egg. Egg whites take the transmission and release it into vapor when cooked, and the yolk takes your ideas and clogs your arteries with them, so that you literally die a slow death.

You laugh now, but consider the rooster. King chicken, he will and has pecked out the eyes and hearts of many a strong man. Crooners like Vicente Fernandez has spoken of mighty roosters and their power, as the chicken is the ultimate weapon. Unassuming, laid back, and dominant cross us or the chicken and push forward the salmonella envelope of your demise. Sure, eat up now, but we created the chicken to deceive the nations, and establish our world order, one that knows all, senses all, and tastes good when mashed into a Frankenstein monster of a food (the nugget). Come to think of it, you don’t deserve to know why the order created the chicken, so eat up, while we allow it. You’re welcome.

Upside Down

Confuse bystanders as you walk about town in the inverted mask. Which way is up?

Stories of The Order - Rain

The Order would like to tell you about the rain. Ever notice the grey skies? The water comes down and it can flood and back up so fast. The reason why things are grey is because we use grey water, or as you may know it as the flushing water in the toilet bowl. Whenever there is a flush, a bit of it gets sent straight to the skies. When the rain falls, you are enjoying a bath in recycled, reused, grey water from the toilets and showers across the world. During sporting events like the World Cup, an extra amount of flushing happens during the half time periods, and that contributes to the rain water.

The next time you feel droplets, open up your mouth and say, ahhh…because The Order is generously providing you with water. Next time someone is discussing grey water, just think about the flushing of the toilets around the world, because without those things in the sky, there would be no rain. Notice the smell, the taste, and the darkness that comes as a result of the rain and you will understand. If you don’t understand, that’s too bad. Oh and don’t think about curtailing your flushing, we’ll flush for you if we have to, we can do that. You’re welcome.

Stories of the Order - Mind Control

The Sovereign Order controls everything you think. You’re disagreeing with the notion right now, see. We already knew you would be skeptical, because we allow skepticism to infiltrate your mind’s eye. You’re shaking your head at the notion, that’s ok, we control that too. If we truly revealed all the ways we control you, your head would explode like in our movie “Scanners”, which we created to show you what happens when you try to defeat us. Not to mention our film, “They Live”, in which we satirized how we are controlling you. We handpicked Roddy Piper for the role, as a way to test whether or not he was worthy of joining The Order. He wasn’t. You’re not either. 
We control your mind through everything you like. That hoodie you’re wearing, our design. The thin television you watch sports on? You guessed it, we already own you. Don’t have a television? You’re lying. Really, you don’t? Crap. I mean, no we knew that already. 
We control your thoughts in very nuanced fashion. Hate Lebron James? Want the Spurs to win? We made him move to Miami. We also shut down the air conditioning in San Antonio, solidifying your hate for him when he was carried off the court like a baby. It’s not just pop culture either. We pull the strings of all belief systems, in politics. Hate government? Meet our puppet Alex Jones. Love government, meet our puppet Obama. 
The reason why we are disclosing these facts is simple, we’re throwing you a bone. Every now and again we throw you information to see if you’ll bite, and right when you nod your head we pull the choke chain. Just when you think you have an independent thought, you forget that you’ve already signed off your rights, it’s in the fine print of the terms of service to your phone. Yeah, we own telecom too. 
We’ve taken over, deal with it.

Slippery Slope

Now you can have something to do in the bathtub and always reach the soap. The soap slide is ready and waiting for you.

Stories of the Order - Groundhog Day

The Sovereign Order doesn’t like the joy of spring, so they created a metaphysical solution. But of course, the general public can’t handle this notion of a cabal pulling strings, so the decision was made to include a furry animal. How further could humanity be made to look even more idiotic? The order picked a groundhog to signal whether or not winter would continue. Of course the furry creature has nothing to do with what is really going on, and despite what people think, the order decides the temperature and the way the seasons move forward.

A global cabal of sovereignty is behind all seasonal changes for that matter, including this notion of global warming. Why do you think Al Gore was profiting off the notion of debunked science? That’s right, the Sovereign Order pulled those strings, all the way to the bank. Nothing is done in regards to the temperature without our doing, but hey, Bill Murray isn’t such a bad guy so we worked on the movie. The Sovereign Order also controls time, just so you know.

For those that are celebrating in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, watch out. The Order can and will enter your homes and take whatever it is we’d like, while you’re amidst clueless idiots watching our puppet regime celebrate 6 more weeks of winter or if we’re feeling benevolent a bit of spring sunshine. Whatever the case is, we own it all, and create holidays like this in order to usurp attention from what we’re really up to. Trying to get Bill Murray to join the order. Never mind.
Groundhog Day the film, is semi-biographical, as we have control of the world’s time machines, and have created loops in the system that only Einstein (former member of The Order), started to talk about in his writings. Notice how he’s no longer around. Yeah, that’s what happens when you leak secrets.

By the way, you’re welcome.

Remote

Thankfully things have upgraded. But if you ever need to reach the TV or fend off an attacker. This TV remote is for you.

Stories of the Order - NWO

The order is basically involved in every relevant occurrence that happens all over the world. It has so many tentacles spread in every corner of the planet because the monitoring of all activities must be tight in order to be able to decide if any kind of actions need to be taken to make sure that everything goes according to the plans of the order.

All the other “secret societies” are nothing but a hoax that has been created by the media. It does make sense that curiosity would lead to such fictional fabrications but the ones that are really calling the shots are doing this for the benefit of the world and with truly positive goals in mind. The actions taken by the order might be considered extreme in some cases but drastic measures need to be taken in many situations to restore order and this is just unavoidable.

Stories of the Order - JFK

There is so much mystery surrounding the assassination of JFK and all kinds of conspiracy theories have come out about why he was taken out and some of them even implied that he was never really killed. These theories are actually accurate, but it was no Illuminati group and it was no early retirement due to death threats and a staged assassination, it was the order that gave instructions to create a very elaborate scene that made it look like he had been murdered.

JFK was sent to live in a island in a location that is not to ever be revealed and his remains are actually in the graveyard that his empty casket was buried when he was “killed”. He died of old age just a few years ago and the reason why his death was stages in such a violent way was that a message had to be sent in order to restore the order between the mafia and political parties but the man himself should be spared and this was something that everyone involved agreed on.

Monsters?

So someone decided it would be a good idea to patent a cereal monster. Point? Anyone?