Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 32

Stories of the Order - Time Travel

Time travel sounds like an amazing idea because if we can travel to the future or the past, we can fix anything that has not worked out properly in the history of our planet. We could stop what was, warn people about natural disasters and much more. There are very few people who can comprehend how devastating this would actually be and that is the main reason why the order decided to bring down the operation that was already showing signs of being incredibly powerful.

There was a single successful time travel that was done to the past and it changed things so severely that the order had to do a series of time traveling missions to wipe everything out and get to the source of the time traveling invention. There is no doubt that time traveling is too dangerous to be allowed in any way at all. This is why we have to be extra careful not to let it be used ever again.

Stories of The Order - Mars

Mars has been populated by all kinds of creatures for much longer than we have been on earth. The reason why we had to keep it all a secret was that we know how dangerous many of those species are and we cannot allow them to ever walk on our planet. The scariest thing is that they are able to adapt to our environment without any issues. The order already brought one of them to earth and it broke loose for 2 days in Norway.

We managed to contain it after a while but it was a very difficult task and it was actually able to refuel energy by draining our power lines. They feed from something very similar to man made electricity, but our energy source seems to make them even stronger than theirs. We cannot allow an invasion and this is why we attacked the planet in 1978 as a warning for them. So far they have stayed away.

Stories of the Order - Hidden

The order had to be hidden at first because we had no idea how we could properly contain mass hysteria when we actually decided to start coming up with certain decisions that could lead to disagreements against us. The order is not worried about human outcries because we fear them. The truth is that we need humans to keep this planet running smoothly. We cannot afford to have to get rid of all of them or a large portion of the population.

This is the reason why the order is still hidden now too but the disguise is brilliantly out in the open and poses as fictional to millions of people. Those who are clueless about what we do are always going to find it hard to understand the kind of power that we have and we would rather have them think that we don’t exist.

Stories of the Order - Animals

It’s ok for animals to be able to see the order and the kind of powers that we have. There are no animal species that can communicate to humans exactly what we look like and that is the reason why we are not worried about being seen by them. We actually enjoy spending time around several animals because they are completely loyal to us and unpredictable to humans. The reason for this is that we can communicate feelings and even special commands to them to keep them from becoming anxious and from being violent.

We could easily pet a wild lion or swim in the ocean with a very powerful and hungry white shark and we would not have to worry about a thing. This is why we allow animals to see us and we do not mind having them around. They are better companions than most humans after all.

Stories of the Order - Lemmings

Lemmings are real and they have been invading places all over the universe for a long time. The reason why the video game became so popular is that the order financed this so that people could be aware of how these little creatures could potentially harm the world. We will not let this happen and that is why we trained kids to know how to setup traps for this little monsters. If you ever see a lemming you will find yourself in a terrible situation that will put you on the spot with these creatures.

The lemming invasion almost occurred back in 1978 and the order had to use extreme force to keep them from invading. Now with so many trained citizens, things will be completely different for the order. We will only have to deploy the people who will be able to do this without excessive force and the world will never be hurt by these situations anymore. Now human lemmings are another story.

Stories of the Order - Hawaii

Hawaii is not just an island that nature created. The order actually had this place built from scratch in the early 1800's. The reason why it was created was to serve as an offshore base for all kinds of activities for the order. We had thousands of people who worked at the Island but then it started to become apparent that people had started leaking information about the projects that took place there and we had to shut down.

We then proceeded to populate the island with the people that are now called natives of Hawaii and we did this because we knew it was essential for the perfect cover up of what occurred there in earlier decades. The order had to move a lot of important prototypes to other undisclosed locations. The underground labs remain there but they are completely shut down and impossible to find.

Stories of the Order - Gambling

The order is aware of how the economy of the world works and that is why we are running gambling at all levels of the game. There are of course some small timers that have their own small business ventures out there, but the order is the one that is in full control of what is going on out there. All the major Vegas casinos and the most popular casinos on the planet are controlled by the order. We are also responsible for all sports betting industries and we know how much value this can bring to the capitalistic economy.

You can expect the order to continue to handle this closely and there is no doubt that we will always find a way to make the gambling world morph into something different and always accessible to people with all kinds of budgets and from all walks of life. After all, the order needs funding too.

Stories of The Order - Evolution

In the year 2025 the human race will have to accept a new breed of human.  Not really human but human all the same.  The UN has recently approved the new decryption of homo sapien extension android.   To be known as HSEA this new breed to populate the earth will have superior powers.  Superior powers that will make them stronger, more flexible more inclined to smile a lot (they will be very happy HSEA's)  

In the year 2021 the final phase in the new evolution will begin. Each person will receive in the mail (probably along with their canvassing literature for their local council elections) an invitation to become a new super person. They will for a few years have been indoctrinated about the new evolution and how wonderful this will be for the human race.

Now it was not noticed (nobody really cared) but the Order had around the year 1700 surreptitiously introduced the idea that human people had originally been frogs, hence the story of the Princess and the frog.  However school children soon unearthed the truth - that it was just a fairy tale.  Someone in the order got very worried because they knew they wanted to create these super human beings but the world was not ready for them yet, and if introduced to soon some countries would go to war against the HSEA's.

After all up until quite recently the trend had been to increase the human race and do everything to stop it from dying out.  This idea had been programmed in at the source.  So the new idea was to skip the frog theory and go straight back to the soup or frog spawn idea.  So the world was primed to accept the new breed of people, half man half computer, they would accept it as evolution and just be bloody glad the thing didn't make a big bang that would deafen everyone.  So now are you ready to be invited into the huge game of evolution?  You will be made to feel superior - and you will be superior and you will be a member of the order to boot.  Of course you will have to boot up every morning and log off yourself every evening.

Stories of the Order - Accountants

The order knows that there is too much conflict to be had with accountants in their ranks. They have done a very good study on what kind of people should and should never join the ranks of their order, and they have concluded that accountants are generally very inflictive people. They are not going to have the discipline to become proper agents for the order. There is no doubt that some people can be an exception to this rule, but generally they do not meet the requirements to be in the organization.

There is too much that needs to be changed in the way accountants are educated if they ever want to become part of the order ranks. We maintain a very strict recruitment system and there are many other professions that we also consider to be problematic. The funny thing is that some professions that are considered socially unacceptable are ok with us.

Stories of the Order - Aliens

Senior members of the order had for some years used their intergalactic powers to communicate with alien worlds.  Some they found to be inferior to ours and other much more advanced.  They considered what made up the definition of inferior intelligence and what could be comprehended superior intelligence in an alien environment.  They needed a certain criteria because if what they deemed inferior was actually a condition of danger to our world it would have to be stopped.  On the other hand superior aliens might well wish and be able to do harm to humans on earth.  Some argued that being inferior the aliens could come and be very aggressive and uncivilized or being inferior might mean that they did not have the knowledge of how to come here at all.  A superior race of aliens could have the wherewithal to come to earth but on arriving might in fact take over and lord it over the order, who would not really appreciate being usurped especially by people with long wobbly necks and huge eyes.

The order discussed this problem for days, weeks and even years.  They could never seem to reach a conclusion which situation was to be feared and which was to be encouraged as an advantage to earth.  Unbeknown to the order a number of alien races had decided to make a pit stop on earth on their way to the outer realm of the farthest galaxy.  They would take a quick peek at the blue planet sort it out and motor on to more important destinations.

A signal was sent from one of the motherships’ to earth and was intercepted by the order.  When the information was relayed to all the members there was great consternation.  Some held the opinion that this was the end of earth while other wanted a flute band and a bonfire lit to guide the spaceships in and welcome them.  

Meetings were called by the directors and heads of the order.  Smaller meetings were held in the local pubs and at the local farmer's market.  Arguing and fighting broke out all over the world as to whether or not a superior alien would be more preferable to an inferior alien.  In the end it was decided to ask them.  So the order sent up a message asking them it they considered themselves inferior or superior.  Well, that put the cat among the pigeons.  Apparently the aliens had been fighting for years over this very definition of who was the inferior alien and who was the superior race.  In the ensuing conversation between them, war broke out and they blasted each other out of the sky and this is how the order stopped an alien invasion.