Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 34

Stories of the Order - Roswell

Society has a huge obsession with Alien life forms and this makes perfect sense because we are part of a universe that is just too vast and mysterious not to hold any other intelligent life in it. We have seen plenty of movies depicting the way that aliens actually look and to be honest some of them have been influenced directly by the information we have given to movie directors. We are not going to say which movies have the most accurate version of what they actually look like, but we can assure you that they are not fearsome or scary at all.

The Roswell incident has been well documented and there is indeed a large number of UFO’s safely hidden on our planet.  There are some alien aircrafts that are so complex and large that we have been forced to construct all kinds of underground labs to make sure there is room for all of them.

Breathe in and out

Called the toilet breather. Exactly what one would be breathing I am not sure. We may be better off not having any air at all.

Stories of The Order - Bible

There is a question that everyone in the world asks and no one has an answer to. This obviously the question of how the universe came to be and if there is a god that watches over us. The truth is that the order itself is not aware of this and that is the ultimate riddle. We do know that there are several hundred people in the world who have claimed to be the messiah and unfortunately we have to inform the world of the fact that most of them didn’t even exist and those who did actually came to play this role under the supervision of the order. The bible is the ultimate way to keep humanity from destroying itself.

If we had no fear of eternal damnation we would be in total chaos because humans are the only creatures in the planet that want more than what they need. This is reason enough for them to be flawed beyond repair and the bible keeps the chaos at reasonable levels. The problem is that day by day more people are waking up to realized it was all written for the purpose of control and that there is no divine intervention in it.

Stories of The Order - Food

Those who are part of the highest ranks of the order never eat any of the food that regular citizens eat. We do not know what your hamburgers taste like, your pizzas, your soft drinks or your alcoholic beverages. We are aware of how poisonous and disgusting they really are and we can see the results of your dietary habits in the way you look.

A person from the order who is 30 years old actually looks like a regular citizen who is 18 to 20. We are a decade younger in terms of our body aging process than any of you. We have diets that are made up of special pills that contain all the nutrients we need on a daily basis. We have toned and fit bodies and we do not suffer from many fatal diseases that plague the world. The secret to this life is already out there but most people prefer to eat garbage fast food and drinks.

Apparatus????

It was patented as a life saving apparatus. How it saves your life is mostly any ones guess. Care to take one?

Stories of the Order - Mutants

The Order is well aware of the nerds playing dungeons and dragons in their basements. We also are aware of the conversations they are having about comic books and how they wish they had mutant powers. Let it be known that the order has stopped all uprisings that would turn into mutant beings from the start. Today, if there is any mutation it will kill or destroy itself immediately. Just look at the two headed snakes, sheep, and many other animals that have tried to defy us. Look at the conjoined twins and deformities that are incurable, that is our handy work.

How did we do this? Well, we run all medical facilities. We spot cell generation and we squash it outright. There will be no mutant uprising on our watch, not one. Whenever a doctor is called, whenever a nurse delvers a baby in an elevator, we are there, and we stop mutants. So go back to the basement, read your X-Men comics and wish upon a star, because we’ll squash those too. Just when you think that someone is a mutant, you will come to the shocking conclusion that it’s nothing more than cheap parlor tricks, magic, and those that claim they can “freak your mind”. Right. Nothing more than circus acts. Real mutants get snuffed out by The Order.
You’re welcome.

Counting Sheep

I am not sure what this is supposed to protect sheep against but if you need to protect sheep, get a great sheep protector.

Stories of the Order - Superheroes

The Order not only stopped all mutants, we also stopped all superheroes from coming to prominence. All it takes is one look through the chronicles of history to see that all vigilantes have been snuffed out, taken out on the streets by workers within The Order. We systematically take on any uprising through disasters of all types. The closest uprising that came through was the one parodied in “Watchmen”. An alien invasion, a super-mutant, right, it was us. We squashed the rebellion, set up an army, created a cold war, and made sure that all major superheroes were placed in disastrous areas.


Vigilantes are not taken seriously by The Order, but we do not want anyone trying to trump us and our control. Not that they can, but we would rather not have to deal with a public nuisance. It is why Batman is only fiction, and not reality. We made sure to snuff out his parents early, and make his story one of cartoonish proportions. Same with Matt Murdoch, his dad was a degenerate gambler, we fixed him fast. He’s not exactly fighting crime right now, he’s in a care facility, thinking he’s fighting crime. If you think you’re going to trump our cronies in law enforcement, think again. You’re welcome.

Stories of the Order - Moon

It has always been said that the landing on the moon was staged, but the truth is that it wasn’t staged. The one thing that is staged is the moon. It was created by the order to survey the entire planet and keep things in order. There moon is exactly what science fiction would call a space station. It’s actually not there just to see what is going on inside of our planet, but also to check what kind of activity is happening in the universe just to make sure we don’t get attacked. The secret will be officially out when trips to the moon are allowed commercially.

There are actually whole cities inside of the structure of the moon which are already inhabited. The people who live there got sent over at a very young age and are now adults, but there are children being sent every year. There are no adults ever sent to the moon with very few exceptions. Most of the adults inside the moon grew up there. The exterior of the moon is indeed very lonely and no one is allowed to go out there.

Automatic Tipping

No longer to you have to wish people good day. As you go by your hat will automatically tip itself for you. Ready for one?