Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 29

Stories of the Order - Accounts

The order will always keep their secret accounts in places that are not even available to humans. We have banks that are meant only for alien life forms as well as the order to use them. We have a stock market that is solely designed for the order to use and not even alien forms are allowed in it. We control everything from here and we will continue to do so as long as we are part of this planet. Banks that have human investments are very flawed and we allow them to exist because humans are very flawed to begin with.

We do have accounts in normal banks because we have to pretend to be people just like everyone of you, but these accounts mean nothing to us. What truly matters to us is that we are constantly looking for ways to get the economy of humans to be better but we need to allow you as a species to find your own way to enhance this.

Stories of the Order - Political Correctness

For whatever reason people are pushing for more political correctness, and The Order doesn’t like it. Even though the people seem to think that it’s necessary, it’s not really permeating the real world, and that’s something that is only because we allow it. People are sheep, but there is one thing that is tried and true, they are not going to just stop talking about things in an inappropriate manner. Sure, you could try to silence certain words from the airwaves, but you will not be able to get away with this for too long.

Political correctness is only allowed to continue because we feel that it’s not going to catch on like the media wishes that it would. Most people aren’t politically correct and this movement to shove it down people’s throats is hilarious. We find it comedic to see so many people try to find a way to express certain ideas and parameters without using offensive terms. In fact, people that are supposed to be offended aren’t even offended, and this whole political correctness thing is just starting to be comedic.

The minute that we stop laughing at the attempts to find a sterile word for everything is the day that we will shut everything down. Don’t for a minute assume that The Order has lost control over what comes out of people’s mouths, the media, and more. If we want to shut down the whole world of political correctness, we will. But as of right now, we’re going to allow it to continue in certain circles as there is a bit of fun that comes through the world of these creative endeavors. However, the minute things get out of hand, and it’s soon approaching, watch out, because our fist will crush the whole thing and force the old regime to come back and reign yet again. You’re welcome, by the way.

Stories of the Order - Ghosts

There have been reports of ghosts coming through and taking over the world, but guess what? We shoved them back into their holes and confined them into houses and random areas that can’t fully take over a fast food joint. Don’t believe us? Just read accounts of ghost stories and you’ll see our penmanship all over. For instance, in “Hell House” Richard Matheson sure penned an interesting true account of how we stopped a ghost from taking over a small town by simply ridiculing them to death.

That’s right, ghosts are nothing but bullies that need to get put in their place. When you are confronted by something, take a swing, and don’t let them take over. If you can’t get a handle on the situation, don’t worry, we’ll be right there to stomp them out with our boot of justice. We work on this quite a bit as the ghosts are rascals and like to shake things up from time to time. However, we were able to take control over time with some insults, and secret elements that aren’t exactly going to get explored in detail here. If we gave up our secrets, then everyone would try to get in the face of ghosts that come out every now and again.

The reason why most people don’t even believe in ghosts is because The Order has created enough skepticism that will not allow them to take on any personable roles. If it wasn’t for our work in the past, and present, ghosts would be rampant and scaring people. Do you want that? Do you want a ghost to come through your house and leave a plasma dump on your couch?
No?

Well then you’re welcome, because we stomped them out and confine them to boring tours and places where you would least expect them. 

Stories of the Order - Earth

There is something funny about the whole story of the earth being flat according to early science. The funny and ironic thing about this is that the earth was actually round when they thought it was flat. Then the order had to actually turn it flat for the sake of our survival. The reason was that gravity had shifted and the process was about to start creating a phenomenon that was going to destroy Earth forever. This process was so powerful that it would have completely wrecked all Earth's structures, and dried all the seas, but the order was able to create a mechanism that allows the earth to be turned into a flat space.

The way this was achieved was with a huge set of strong titanium structures that were buried under the ground. They fractured the earth’s core and expanded it in order to create a flat ground from it. So the earth can be flat, should the order ever wish it to be.

Stories of the Order - Tornadoes

Tornadoes are not really made by any kind of weather conditions. The truth is that we designed them artificially with special devices that are meant to create specific wind speeds. They all are going to have varied levels of strength to destroy certain areas or do specific damage. This might sound like a terrible thing, but we use tornadoes and earthquakes to make some important changes in the world and we know these are sacrifices that need to occur. The order has always been responsible for most of the “natural” catastrophes that have happened in the world in modern times.

There are some cases when things do happen without warning and we have nothing to do with them, but in most cases we know when something is going to happen even if we are not the ones controlling it. Lately the use of tornadoes has become much less frequent for us.

Stories of the Order - Vacation

The order has a very specific set of places that are used for vacations. In most cases we use countries that are not so popular or common. Lately we have been putting our sights on Central America. There are some parts of Costa Rica and Nicaragua that the higher ups at the order have found to be the perfect hideaway for all their needs. There are mansions that have been built in very private beaches in that area and we have started the development of a huge city inside these remote locations.

The order believes that one of the best locations to retreat for relaxation is without a doubt the pacific coast of Nicaragua. We find it to be a perfect spot to gather out thoughts and get back to work with a clear mind. The members of the order also get stressed from time to time when there are too many decisions to be made.

Stories of the Order - Boredom

When the order gets bored there is usually a very good tradition that we use. We usually create a very important event that is heard and seen by everyone in the world. Unfortunately some of these events that we have come up with in the past have done a lot of damage to the world, but you need to understand that this planet has been more of an experiment for us than anything else. The order has never been able to see this planet as the most important or even close to our list of top priorities. We believe that it has been damaged beyond repair, but we still feel it can be restored.

There will be many trials to see how much the planet can be shaped back into something worthy of maintaining, but Earth needs a lot of changes to get back on our list of very useful and resourceful planets in the long run.

Stories of the Order - Gremlins

There was a very famous movie with gremlins in the past and the most important thing about this whole movie is that it shows the true intentions of the order at one point. The gremlins actually came from an experiment conducted by the order that was meant to get these creatures to take over the entire planet and wipe out the human race. Later on we discovered that humans still deserved a chance to redeem themselves and this is the reason why we decided to put a stop to the gremlin invasion and we placed every single gremlin and mogwai in captivity in underground labs in a region of Europe.

There is no doubt that these creatures could easily wipe out the entire human race within weeks. This is why we keep a close eye on them but we might need them in the future if things get out of hand with people.

Stories of the Order - Microsoft

Microsoft is 100% controlled by us and we believe that this has been one of te best ways for us to maintain certain projects active without any issues. There are thousands of people who have worked very hard to keep Microsoft as the leading company that helps with many of the orders requests. Bill Gates has been a great collaborator for a long time and he has earned one of the very few spots that humans hold as honorary members of the order.

The release of the latest Xbox One console is also going to be extremely helpful for the networking aspects of many of the orders latest projects. You can expect to see a lot of important things in the next 5 years coming from Microsoft. Technology will be taking leaps that it never has before and this is going to really help enhance the world.

Stories of the Order - Flying

The order is able to fly due to the high tech suits that have been created for them to use. Both Stealth and fight suits have existed for quite a while now and this is the reason why members of the order are able to do so many things and move around freely without even being picked up by the most advanced radars available on earth.

There is no doubt that this is the kind of invention that will create a huge revolution once we allow it to go commercial, but we do not see that happening for the next 50 to 100 years at the very least and depending on many factors. Stealth camouflage and flight suits could be extremely dangerous it if falls in the wrong hands and we want to make sure that we release it at the right time. There is nothing more important to us than to be able to keep these inventions hidden from the public for a while.