Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 25

Why the order created global warming

There is a lot of talk all over the world about global warming and people are actually thinking that their pollution has something to do with it, but the reason is that we are slowly destroying the ozone layer to force humans to think of ways to survive in the future. We believe that human beings have started to become extremely lazy in their ways and they only indulge in the most basic desires for self-gratification.

This means that their productivity towards matters that are truly important is not as optimal as it should be. Humans are not evolving at the rate we would have expected and this is a disappointment to say the least. We still hope that there will be a stage of strong evolution for human kind within the next century. This is something that is going to determine the fate of humanity. We are still not convinced if they are worth the effort.

How the order stopped a rabbit invasion

You might be laughing at the title of this blog but the rabbit is an animal that could invade the earth like very few other animals have the potential of doing. They could invade so quickly and also become strategically dangerous for humans. The problem is that people don’t realize that the rabbit is a very strong and highly dangerous animal if there are too many of them around. There was a year back in 1945 that was called the year of the rabbit by the horde, because we heard of a small town in South Australia that was overrun by rabbits.

They had started to become aggressive and they bit every person they would see and this means that they had started to evolve into territorial animals. This was a serious issue because it meant that they could easily overrun an entire population within a year. This is why we had to conduct a massive hunt of these animals and bring the population back down as much as possible.

Why the order visit other dimensions

The order has been visiting other dimensions for a long time now because we know how valuable and important it is find new planets, new species and new projects that we can start to take care of. This is something that allows us to get to other planets that are millions of miles away from our system in a matter of minutes. Dimensional travel has made it very easy for life forms of all kinds to be able to study each other and learn about technological advances while comparing and sharing that knowledge.

The best thing about being able to travel to other dimensions is that we can also use worm holes to move planets out of the way of danger and this would put an end to the issues of having to deal with meteors or potential damages caused by other events in the universe.

Why the order protect humans

The order is very much aware of the fact that humans are not the most productive or intelligent species in the universe, but they have proven they can evolve even if it happens in small steps at a time. We are still hopeful that the human race will evolve to a point that will make them a valuable asset to the order instead of being a burden that we have to babysit. It might sound harsh, but this is the truth. Humans need to be watched over because they are still more likely to mess things up than do any good.

The truth is that we feel like we can still give a chance to humans and there are also other species like the elves who want to eradicate humans from the face of the planet due to their lack of care for the world that they live in. The human evolution is still far from optimal and they are destructive creatures with very little sense of community progress.

Stories of the Order - Clouds

There are actually shapes in many clouds that you see in the sky and you would swear that someone designed then. The truth is that there is a reason for those clouds to be shaped in the way that they are. It is because we created clouds for the purpose of hiding aircraft that are not supposed to be seen by human eyes just yet. This is why we manufacture certain clouds to be able to hide entire aircraft that are huge and others that are smaller. When you see a very thick white cloud it is usually us behind their creation.

If you look up to the sky you will realize that there are many times when clouds are looking too thick and too large and this is when we usually mobilize our fleet from one place to another. We have been doing this for hundreds of years now and we will continue to do it for a long time until you are ready to see this technology.

Where the order stashed Jimmy Hoffa

They say that the perfect hiding places is always the one that is the most obvious at times and Jimmy Hoffa is without a doubt hidden in a place that fits that requirement. Hoffa was declared missing and dead because of his absence but he died of old age under our care. We had to hide him because he knew information about the order that was not supposed to be let out so we cut a deal with him. We let him live as long as he retired to one of our retirement camps for people who have been exposed to the order in some way.

Jimmy was quite amused by all of the stories that came out when he disappeared and the crazy theories that some people had about his disappearance. His remains are hidden in a place that civilians walk through every single day and they are clueless that they are walking in the area that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are resting.

Stories of the Order - Cars

The car was invented basically because the order knows that the more advanced technology of transportation that we have available is far too advanced for the current evolution of man. We saw men trying to come up with an effective method of transportation and we had to bring in a scientist from the order to pretend to “invent” the car for humanities sake. We still don’t know how long it will be until we unveil better and more useful methods of transportation to the masses.

This is going to depend on how well the evolution of their “inventions” develop in the next two decades. They seem to be stuck in trying to enhance these vehicles instead of evolving into something new, but we are trying not to get in the way anymore just to see what they can do. Hopefully things will start to change soon and new inventions will come.

Stories of the Order - Laws

The truth is that laws and religion go hand and hand because we needed to give humans something to fear as well as something to obey. This is the reason why we came up with the Ten Commandments and we also came up with a bunch of laws to keep people from destroying each other in massive numbers. There is no doubt that human beings are flawed and self-destructive and without these rules the world would be in total chaos within days.

That is the main reason why we came up with the laws that are currently being held in different areas of the world. Most of them have the core and the basics in common but we had to adjust them to the many religious backgrounds that are scattered around the globe. The main concern of the order is that religion is starting to lose effect and humans are evolving past this smoke screen. We need to develop something new soon.

Stories of the Order - Golf

Golf is a very entertaining sport that a lot of people around the world enjoy to do. The truth is that this is the favorite sport of the order when it comes to an activity that allows for a simple recreational sport that lets the order high ranks discuss important matters that need to be taken care of. You can find a lot of the best golf players in the world playing games with the order members from time to time because we like to amuse the so called human experts in golf with their mediocre accuracy.

All members of the order are capable of playing all hole in one games in a row. The sight and the calculations of speed and swing accuracy we have is superior in every way to that of a human being. We do have the same body structure but our brains are much more advanced.

Stories of the Order - Boredom

This is a very simple thing to understand even for you humans and we really don’t want you to feel insulted, but your mental abilities are equal to the amount of intelligence you consider a chimp to have. You would be bored to death if you had to interact with nothing but chimps all day. This is exactly what happens to us with you humans. This is not an attempt to insult you, but to clarify with a good comparison.

We do care for you and we have watched you evolve enough to believe that in a few thousand years you will be more interesting creatures, but the evolution has been slow and you are still very destructive and selfish creatures. Until then we will continue to tolerate your behavior and allow you to stumble your way through evolution and we believe there is hope for your species to evolve into something worth saving.