Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 28

Stories of the Order - Humans

This one is obvious but we will try to make it clear that we do not hate humans, but we do see them as guinea pigs in many ways. There are many reasons why we have experimented on humans for a long time but the main and most important one is that we believe that only by experimenting on your bodies, while alive, that we can really find and understand new ways to help you. This is why we have been conducting very secret experiments on humanity, be it individually or with the masses. We need to understand how you perform in different situations.

This is really going to allow us to help you a lot more and discover new ways to enhance your quality of life. We have technology that is far superior to yours, but a lot of our technology is far too advanced to be used in your bodies. This is why we have kept most of it unavailable to you.

Stories of the Order - Midas

The hand of Midas is probably the most dangerous treasure out there and this is due to the power that it has to turn everything to gold. Even after his death, we preserved the hand and the mummified remains of it are still able to do this. It actually rests in a gold case because it turned from steel to gold when we placed it in there. The main problem is that if this hand ever made into the outside world it would probably be used to create excessive amounts of gold and this would devalue the metal entirely.

This is the reason why we decided to hide it from public view and make sure that no one has access to it ever again. That is unless the need for more gold requires that we use it to create gold out of the most useless materials possible. The hand of Midas is hidden and heavily guarded with many other treasures.

Stories of the Order - Pyramids

The pyramids are still a huge mystery to people and they will remain that way because their creation was entirely alien and not human. We built them to hide certain things deep underground and the pyramids are simply hollow reference points that we keep. We did place artifacts inside them to make it seem like they had another purpose, but the truth is that their real purpose is just to be there.

We are amused by how much speculation has been build regarding how they came to be, but some of the sci-fi that humans have been coming up with is actually a bit accurate out of pure coincidence. The pyramids will remain as part of some of the alien architecture that we have placed on this planet. There are many other alien constructions on Earth, but we want humans to continue thinking they are man made in order to avoid suspicion.

Stories of the Order - Desert

The desert is probably the greatest place on Earth because of how void of human presence it is and this is what we needed in order to create our underground labs. We have located many of them in some of the largest deserts in the world. The best thing is that there is no activity at all going on in the desert because we access all of the underground facilities from locations in the cities that then transport us to the underground facilities in the desert.

This is the main reason why we have such a great cover-up because no one has ever seen us entering into our facilities. The entry points are extremely well placed and no one would ever suspect them. The desert is our favorite kind of terrain for that reason and it will remain the center of our underground operations for a long time to come.

Stories of the Order - Experiments

We have our secret experiments scattered all over the world in different facilities and they are mostly in the desert. Anyone would be crazy to even go look for them because they are deep underground and no access to them is available from the actual locations. We have far too many dangerous and powerful experiments being conducted in these areas and that is the main reason why we could never allow anyone to see them.

We are completely sure that if many of our experiments ever saw the light of day we could forever change humanity in a very negative way. People would probably become frightened if they found out certain things. It would be difficult to control the mass hysteria. We have experimented with humans in ways that even the most horrific movies have yet to depict and we have also created biological weapons beyond your wildest dreams.

Stories of the Order - Angels

Angels are real but they do not come from heaven as people think. They come from a planet from a completely different dimension of the universe. Their world is completely different from what any human being could even begin to understand. We do believe that there are many people out there who would probably die of shock if they saw what a real angel looked like. They are extremely powerful creatures that look kind of human but also have a distinct alien appearance.

They wanted to rule the earth a while ago but we stopped them because we knew that they would also want to wipe out the human race in order to become the new owners of this planet. This is why we had to stop them and fortunately their powers are no match for ours. There is a species in the universe that could destroy the order, but thankfully this planet is of no use to them.

Stories of The Order - Reality

Alternate reality mirrors are very dangerous because they can really become addictive to people. We did experiments on allowing a lot of different people to live an alternate life. It caused them to neglect their original life and become too attached to the other. That turned a lot of sane men and women into junkies that only wanted to be in their alternate reality. In some cases the alternate reality was not very good and they would just stop visiting it, but in others it became highly addictive.

There are thousands of these mirrors in existence but we have managed to store most of them. Only two remain not found and we believe the owners are keeping them secret to try to find out how they work, but their efforts are futile because their human minds could never imagine how they actually work.

Stories of The Order - ISIS 2

At this point the ISIS terrorist organization seems to be really sinking their teeth into social media, and video displays. The Order would like to ask everyone to calm down, because they are just getting enough rope to hang themselves. These broadcasts, videos, and different uploads are all traced and coordinates are found through a variety of means. Heck, the lowliest of internet users could track them and find their exact locations, it’s not complicated. We already know where they are, and we’ve already put in place parameters for them to die a slow painful death. 
They seem to be mad about the United States, and that’s ok. We’ve already dispatched a great deal of weaponry to help them get a true taste of what we offer. Deep fried pastries, and gallons of cooking oil, because we are going to feed them the highest toxicity rate of freedom, the American way. Stuffing them with as much food as possible will truly show them that they are fighting for nothing, because fried goods are the cheapest and easiest methods of getting fat and dying off. Of course they are dumb enough to take it, and eat it, because at the end of the day, the terrorists just want a ham sandwich. It’s taboo, so we’ll give them a slap of ham, right to the face. Don’t worry, we’ve got this, so go back to enjoying freedom while The Order takes care of yet another pile of ants trying to nip at our ankles. By the way, we do this often, remember the children’s crusade? You’re welcome. 

Stories of the Order - Among Us

Aliens are allowed to live among humans because some of them have proven to be able to adapt completely to the ways of life of people on Earth. They want to study humans at a much closer level and this is the main reason why we are always letting them become residents of Earth for as long as they like. The Order has a lot of trading going on with plenty of alien species and some of the things we offer are quite similar to student exchange programs here on Earth.

We advise aliens to learn how to properly behave before we allow them to even try out a human suit in order to blend in. Once we learn that they are suitable for the job we allow them to freely move around, but their suits are all tracked and they are never supposed to roam this planet without them.

Stories of The Order - ISIS

With so much attention given to the terrorist group ISIS, the Order would like to not only comment but also dispatch several elements that will bring them down. First of all, let’s just clear the air, this group is dangerous, but are they the mega powers? Are they the combination of The African Dream and The Big Boss Man? No. They aren’t even The Rockers, they are nothing more than a bunch of idiots running around with some explosive toys. Like every rebellion, the Order is going to take them out with not much more than a whimper. In fact airstrikes have already occurred by the United States, but what is not being covered is that we’re pantsing them, shoving a lot of them over and stomping them out. We purposely don’t send out videos of this, because that would only make things entertainment, and we are not entertaining anyone with this. 
In order to take down ISIS, you’ll find that the Military Knights of Monte Cristo are using 1980s style elaborate weaponry. We commissioned a lot of different weapons from Cobra Commander and are taking them on in a cartoonish style, because as you may realize, ISIS is nothing but a cartoon paramilitary group. Are they going to win? Not really. Right now we are just playing with them, like a cat plays with a mouse before they get snuffed out and leave no trace behind. Just look at Bin Laden, where is he? At the bottom of the ocean, because when we are done with things, we send it to the abyss, where we control the largest fish in the sea, some that you will never see with your own eyes. You’re welcome.