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October 21, 2014
October 21st is... International Were-rhino Erotica Day
Not many people know that 21 October is International Were-rhino Erotica Day, but it is, because the Naughty Ninjas say it is! Today is the day to celebrate all that’s dodgy in erotica and romance, whether it’s star-crossed love between two were-rhino boys, or a rock trio of a squid, a fairy and a centaur-shifter partying hard backstage. Raise a tentacle if you’re in.
October 13, 2014
Lust Object: Darth Vader Toilet Decal
I have to admit, I’m not sure I could do my business with Darth watching.
October 12, 2014
October 13th is... International No Bra Day (breast cancer awareness)
Bounce, bounce, bounce. Fun-bags around the world flop free as ladies say no to the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder to raise awareness about breast cancer (and nipples, one presumes). Go ahead, sisters, unleash those puppies!
October 1, 2014
October 1st Is International Day of Older Persons (silver fox day!)
It’s the International Day of Older Persons, that means you have a bona fide excuse to leer at any silver fox you wish. You may wish to start with the Cloones (George Clooney) and work your way over to Ben Affleck and then rest (tired scopophiliac that you are) upon a grey-bearded Brad Pitt. Like a silver fox in your romance reads? Look no further than the fox-friendly works of our very own Sandra ‘Cookieface’ Antonelli.
September 28, 2014
Felt Happy Uterus
I’m a sucker for a uterus doll, and this one’s damn cute.
September winner of the Naughty Ninja newsletter subscriber prize
And the winner of our monthly newsletter subscriber prize in September is…Heather Rizzuti. Woot!
Heather's prize is a copy of Deep Diving written by ninja Cate Ellink.
And if you haven't subscribed yet, whaddya waitin' for? Not only do newsletter subscribers go in the draw for monthly prizes, but they get advance notice of competitions, deals, releases and new posts. And they get all our earthy, slightly sweaty ninja love...
September 25, 2014
Crochet Boob Beanie
Ahem, Beanie Queen, what do you make of this?
September 21, 2014
Pendant Made With Vintage Adult Novel Text
Hmmm, I like the thought of a vintage smut pendant. Plus I really like the way the word ‘shaft’ is centred in this pendant.
September 19, 2014
September 19 is...Talk Like a Pirate Day
Unleash your inner swashbuckler! Hardcore pirate fans will have already subscribed to The Poopdeck, the newsletter with pirattitude, but for the less piratical pirates, you can see a cheat sheet on the official website that’ll help you go pirate for a day. There’s even some handy tips there on how to pick up pirates, arrgggh!
September 16, 2014
Derby Girls—a Coloring Book for Adults
Do I need to say anything about this? It’s simply awesome. Look at it.
