David Tomaloff's Blog, page 9
July 10, 2012
IN WHICH WE ODE TO THE BEN WHO IS ALSO TANZER
Turtleneck Press has published my birthday ode to the Ben who is also Tanzer as part of the PACHYDERMINI series. A very small donation to the press will nab you a pack of 4 wild stories, including ON THE MORNING OF BEN TANZER, 2012. Also, there is an elephant named Fancy Dan involved, so there’s that.
SEE: ON THE MORNING OF BEN TANZER, 2012
July 2, 2012
NORTON ANTHOLOGY OF JEALOUS ASS BITCHES?
Not to say I would ever do such a thing, of course, but if I ever impersonated someone like, say, Billy Collins, I bet it would look just like the two Billy Collins poems that appear in this sweet new anthology.
see: NORTON ANTHOLOGY OF JEALOUS ASS BITCHES
June 26, 2012
THE JAGUARS ARE LOOSE!
Today is officially YOU ARE JAGUAR day! The collaborative book of poems by Ryan W. Bradley and me is officially available in both book and audiobook formats. Get both as a discounted package deal. Adopt a Jaguar today!
June 25, 2012
ONE VERY SHORT SHORT SCISSORED & SPACKLED
My piece RIVERS LIKE DAYS, & HOW THEY BEGIN FIRST WITH END has been published in the most excellent new issue of Scissors and Spackle. Thanks, guest editor Joani Reese for including my words among those of many friends and fantastic writers.
SEE: SCISSORS AND SPACKLE
June 15, 2012
PHOTOGRAPH PUBLISHED IN UTTER MAGAZINE
I’ve had a photograph published in Issue No. 1 of Utter Magazine . If you haven’t yet familiarized yourself with Utter, I highly recommend you do so. The whole first issue is fantastic! Thanks, PJ Williams!
see: Utter Magazine, Issue No. 1
June 12, 2012
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT JAGUAR SHENANIGANS
Ryan W. Bradley has issued photographs detailing the grisly—yet strangely poetic—jaguar attack on the ARTISTICALLY DECLINED PRESS compound. No serious injuries have been reported. You can help raise awareness about the dangers of these and other sketchy jaguar shenanigans by purchasing the jaguar shenanigan information pamphlet, YOU ARE JAGUAR. Thank you.
see: YOU ARE JAGUAR
June 6, 2012
HAPPY NOVELLA MONTH
June 5, 2012
CASTAWAY: A BLACK AND WHITE STORY IN FIVE SHADES
Nailpolish Stories: I love them, you love them, we all love them. I have five of them we can all love together in the newest issue. These five plus you and I. Thanks, Nicole!
See: CASTAWAY: A BLACK &WHITE STORY IN FIVE SHADES
June 4, 2012
IS YOUR KITCHEN SINK RUNNING? BECAUSE MINE IS IN TURKEY
I’m so proud of these words. I said, “Words, you’re gonna go places.” I told you, words. I told you!
You might remember my piece in Safety Pin Review #26, THE KITCHEN SINK COMPARES ITSELF TO YOU. Well, Simon has posted updates of my story wearing its operative, Jeremy Reed, through the ruins of Miletus. Go, words, go!
See: The Kitchen Sink Is In Ruins
