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Andrew’s 2022 Year in Books
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Andrew Shaffer’s Followers (1,350)
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Andrew Shaffer
Goodreads Author
Born
in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, The United States
Website
Genre
Influences
Member Since
October 2009
URL
https://www.goodreads.com/andrewtshaffer
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Hope Never Dies (Obama Biden Mysteries, #1)
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2018
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14 editions
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Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
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2012
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Secret Santa
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2020
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Hope Rides Again (Obama Biden Mysteries, #2)
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2019
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11 editions
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Feel the Bern (Bernie Sanders Mystery #1)
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2022
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2 editions
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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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2014
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8 editions
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Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love
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2011
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13 editions
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Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors
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2013
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9 editions
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Look Mom I’m a Poet
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2021
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3 editions
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The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America
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2016
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11 editions
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Andrew’s Recent Updates
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“This ain’t my first coma, punk”
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Why did they go to all this trouble..and not just put them in medically induced comas? It would have served the same purpose!
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10 years later and you could have used this review word for word for LEGION OF X 😪😪😪
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Andrew Shaffer
made a comment on
Sam Quixote’s review
of
The Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 1: World Without Love
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The opening scene and MJ stuff has been a mystery to everyone until now…not sure if you’ve caught up but it’s definitely a choice. 😂
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It doesn’t make any more sense in context. 😅😅😅
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Andrew Shaffer
is now following Will Errickson's reviews
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Andrew Shaffer
answered
Denise's
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. For now, it's strictly a one-off. I do want to send him on a cruise, though...
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“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.”
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait...I don’t have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven’t been looking into the mirror. I’ve been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.”
― Hope Never Dies
― Hope Never Dies
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“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.”
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly.
“Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his pocket. “I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.”
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,” I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?”
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,” he says.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his pocket. “I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.”
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,” I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?”
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,” he says.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“No man is an island,” he says. “Islands are made of dirt and rocks and trees. I don’t know any people made of such things. Therefore, people are not islands.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait...I don’t have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven’t been looking into the mirror. I’ve been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
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Thanks for friend requesting. Am a fan. Slugging through fifty shades of shit right now, but looking forward to checking out your parody ebook! Best with everything :)
Hey Andrew boy! I'm totally shocked we weren't already friends. Thanks for fixing that :)
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