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The abridged version of Lalit Modi's response to the second show-cause notice

Over at cricinfo there is the complete and uncut Lawyer's edition of what Lalit Modi said in response to the BCCi's second show-cause notice.

I've read it, and somehow I survived.

It is really long. I obviously don't like long. I like short. Like this sentence. Or this one.

But you still need to know what is says.

So here it is boiled down to twitter length nuggets.

"Giles thinks our shit is because of a personality clash. I think it is because he is a cunt."

"Differences between Giles and me came...

Shane Watson in wet girls ad

The ad is supposed to be about hair gel, but the middle section is well directed soft core porn.

There is also a section where Watson does the creepiest look at the camera since that chick in Paranormal Activity.

But the real reason I show this ad is because Aaron Finch is in it.

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Stuart Broad Propaganda

I don't like Stuart Broad.

It has to do with him flaunting the rules of cricket, and then sucking up to umpires and officials so he doesn't get suspended.

Plus I don't like players that all commentators find excuses for, yes he roles his wrist over the ball on flat pitches and occasionally bowls across the seam, it is cool, but let's not form an exploratory committee to go up his anus, sky.

But recently I have found something I like about Broad care of cricket writing's Aaron Sorkin, Lawrence...

Diddy and me

For those who follow my literally blog, you will already know about this.

But for the rest of you, this will be new.

Diddy, the rapper of a thousands names, is about to release a new album, and bugger me if by some weird set of fucked up coincidences the photo used for the cover art isn't one of mine.

If you want to know how this happened you can check it out here.

The album looks like this:

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Brought to you by Interscope records and Jrod Entertainment.

You can buy the album here, although Diddy has...

Who hasn't defamed Lalit Modi?

Lalit Modi has now taken his pissy little administracratic grudge match with Giles Clarke to the next level by suing him for defamation.

I have no idea how rich Giles is, but his suits never fit, and that is never a good sign.

The problem with Lalit just suing Giles, the man he barely contains his hatred for, is that he is leaving out at least 70% of all cricket fans.

I cannot believe that even those who like the IPL haven't defamed Lalit just once or twice.

The last time you mentioned him to...

1st test Podcast

The podcasts are back, well at least this once.  If you are new to the podcasts you can listen to all the old ones here.

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Previously at Lord's

Bangladesh

Had a Tamim inspired day. It also clear they like even numbers when it comes to test days.

England

Finished the tail off well, but yet again lost their way when the ball wasn't moving around. 4 bowlers?

Can Bangladeshi still draw?

Yes, well I hope so. Cause that would be cool. They could win too, and I could become a beauty queen.

Play of the day

The Lord's announcers and Sky said that Robbie Earl was batting when that mullet and lack of facial hair was clearly Rubel. I understand ...

Tamim Iqbal – batting psycho

I loved Tamim before today.

But today has made me a stalker.

That wasn't an innings that was a masterclass in mentalness.

It was miss or boundary.

There is something not quite right in the head of Tamim.  But if anyone ever tries to fix it I shall beat them the way he beats balls wide of off stump.

My favourite moments with him aren't when he plays an amazing pull or cut shot, it is when his adrenaline is pumping and he cannot physically contain himself.

You can see him twitching.  With one good...

The ten reasons to follow Sulieman Benn on Twitter

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OK, it is only this reason, but you should follow him.

Nikita Miller is also on twitter, and he used the phrase "bring it".

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Previously at Lord's

Bangladesh

Had it rained all day and four of their players caught venereal diseases it would have been a far better day for them.

England

Bowled like they should have on day one.

Can Bangladeshi still draw?

Shakib and an Uzi would be needed again.

Play of the day

Being at the ground the play of the day for me was when the Compton stand turned a steward into a superstar by chanting for him to stand up or wave in the drunken after noon. I also saw a women get up to cheer Trott diving near the...