Christopher C. Payne's Blog, page 37

Catalina Otalvaro, Check your Grocery Bags!

Catalina Otalvaro was on Uncoached.com yesterday and happened to catch my eye.  As tends to happen I figured why not write a blog post about her and see if anyone else is as interested as I am.  Then I realized I didn't know much about her other than the fact that she is from Colombia and just happens to be drop dead gorgeous.  Something about that naturally tan skin and those lips sends shivers down my spine.  I do love a girl with an exotic allure about her and Catalina Otalvaro seems to...

Natasha Alam, truly bloody HOT!

What do you get when you add Natasha Alam with a lot of bloody vampires in a smash provocative hit TV show?  Damn, now if you haven't been watching True Blood before you had better get in on the act soon.  Throw in a little pole dancing and life as we know it just got a little bit better.  I personally love the Russian accent and cold war or not I can't imagine why we are not closer allies with the communist country.  Damn, are we all just paranoid or don't we recognize the smoking hot...

Anri Suzuki, apologizes on her back!

Anri Suzuki has decided to take on the burden her country might bear for its role in World War II by saying she is sorry to China.  Since she is an adult film star she is attempting to do this by sleeping with as many Chinese students that are interested, for free.  I guess if you are Chinese and you want to bang a Japanese adult film star, now is your chance.  According to the Korean Times, all you have to do is call her up, book your appointment and she will do her best to please you for...

Zadiel in California!

Planning a tour is no small feat. I have always loved the expression "hindsight is 20/20″, because it really is! I recently hosted my first tour, in California for Zadiel Sasmaz- one of Europe's most famous male belly dancers. Looking back, there are so many things I would have done differently. Contracts, for everything, for starters. More promotion. Tons and tons and tons of promotion!

That said, the tour was successful in many ways. Namely, I discovered what it was like to live with two...

Underwhat? Men really are sensitive! It is proven.

We have all heard of beltbra and handbra and every other kind of implied revelation but I admittedly had never heard of underboob.  It sounds like the super hero dog.  What was his name?  Wonderdog or something like that.  Flying through the air with relative ease, killing off the need for any bra what-so-ever.  Is it just me or do we wonder why bras were ever invented in the first place?  It seems like all the women on Maxim.com and Uncoached etc. have little to no need for them.

So if you...

Valeria Orsini, is it Friday yet?

Is it possible to call Thursday Friday and just pretend that you have a three day weekend even if you are supposed to go to work?  Since I don't have a real job I guess it doesn't really matter for me.  I sit around all day and look at women as beautiful as Valeria Orsini and wonder why I don't have a social life.  It's hard to get out of the recliner when Valeria Orsini is staring back at you from inside your computer screen.  Damn, is it just me or are there several people who think I...

Brigitta Bulgari and fondling TEENS

Brigitta Bulgari is 27 years old and it is now being reported that during a private show she allowed some fifteen year old boys to party down with her.  By party down I don't mean anything sexual of course, I just meant they were allowed to fondle her assets.  Damn, if I was fifteen I would be grabbing a handful if she would let me as well.  What in the hell is wrong with that, other than the age difference thing.  In her defense there was apparently over 3,00o people at the party and she...

Rosie Jones should be in every fantasy!

How long has it been since we have written something up on one of our favorite magazines.  There for a while it seemed that FHM and their fantastic models were in one of our blog posts almost every day.  I was looking back over the last few months and I couldn't find any.  What happened to us that we suddenly lost our way and wondered off the yellow brick road.  Well not to cry over spilled milk, Rosie Jones has helped guide us back to the light, and we are now on  board with FHM's latest...

Amber Dii, married and still smoking hot!

Amber Dii is thirty years old and one could say that she is damn hot for her age.  I would actually say she is hot for any age, but that is just me.  I have to be a little careful since my girlfriend turned thirty a few months ago.  I don't want to upset the apple cart at home.  She was getting her hair done the other day, damn she gets her hair done once a week it seems, and the twenty something year old told her she "looked good for her age".  I thought she was going to come unglued. ...

Elena Bathory, Hot girls can be BAD!

First of all let me say, damn, I am glad to be back.  This is the first time we have ever gone more than a couple of days without a post.  Sorry to our three loyal fans.  We will give it our best effort to never let this happen again.  The move took a lot out of us and then we had the website hosting issue.  When it rains it pours.  Now with that out of the way, let's concentrate on more important things, like Elena Bathory and how smoking hot she is while being a little bit on the wild side ...