Christopher C. Payne's Blog, page 40

Briella Brooke, climbing the mountain.

I now understand that song.  You know the song that Miley Cyrus sings about climbing the mountain.  It isn't about getting to the top, or getting to the other side, etc. etc.  It is all about the climb.  Damn, now that I see Brielle Brooke climbing a mountain, I don't care what side I am on.  It is all about getting up there for Christ's sake.  I think there should be a song about being the mountain itself.  Something along the lines of how I could be a mountain, if only Brielle Brooke would ...

My Life 5/5/2010 A Mexican Birthday

Another month and another birthday.  My oldest daughter was born May 5, 1994.  If you can do the math that makes her sixteen.  It is hard to believe I have a sixteen year old girl.  I guess in my reality, it almost feels like I don't most of the time.  She is back with her mother again, not talking to me.  I think this makes two birthdays and two Christmases we have missed in a row now.  She is still jumping back and forth, but somehow always seems to be mad at me over the holidays.  It...

Jeska Vardinski, Enough Said

When exactly did Cher start going by one name?  Does anyone know the date, the occurrence, why it happened?  Did she just wake up one day and say, damn, it is too much of a hassle and people know me far too well to mess with anything else.  I want my name to be Cher.  I wonder if Prince did the same thing.  The dude didn't even need a name.  Holy crap, I am having a flashback.  Have I written this blog post before?  Anyway, Jeska Vardinski might not be that far behind.  Do I exaggerate you...

It's Complicated

"It's Complicated", starring the awesome Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin and with honorable mention John Krasinski.  I think you have to mention John Krasinski since he did steal a few scenes in the movie.  First, I liked the movie.  It was funny in parts, sad in others, endearing, heartwarming, emotional, and overall a decent depiction of the insanity that can occur in a marriage, or even long after two people are divorced.  As I have discovered firsthand, it doesn't matter if you a...

Jacky Mensch, Curvy College COED's.

It is official.  I have finally decided what I want to do with my life.  I want to go back to college.  No, not to learn damn it.  I just want to hang out in classes that Jacky Mensch is taking.  How hard is it to get accepted to Virginia Tech by the way?  Is it a tough University?  I am serious.  I never did that well in school, so maybe the second time I will be more apt to focus on…..  Well, I guess if my reason for going back can be counted on two fingers then I might still have issues...

The Bounty Hunter

Do you know what it is like to go to the fair and play one of the carnival games?  Maybe the sharpshooter game.  You take your rifle and get your ten shots missing everything, not winning a single prize.  That is what I felt like when I watched "The Bounty Hunter".  It was painful to see two actors that I actually enjoy on most occasions fail so miserable at the attempt to create any on screen chemistry.  Setting aside a couple of laughs on occasion the movie had no depth, little plot and...

Clown Caberet

A few posts ago I was saying how tempted I've been to run away and join the circus. Well, a few weeks ago I almost had my chance. Sort of. I was scheduled to perform at the "Nutritionally Delicious and Delectably Delightful Clown Cabaret". Clowns, jugglers, acrobats, unicyclists, and other circus freaks would be performing, too, and welcoming belly dancing into their umbrella of circus arts.

Unfortunately, I got sick at the last minute and couldn't perform. I know, the "show must go on". And i...

My Life 4/30/10 So much for Good Intentions

Well, I started out the year thinking I would write a "My Life" blog post every few days, it has now been over three months since my last post.  I am not quite keeping up with my commitment to say the least.  I will be attempting to fill in some of the blanks this week.  If you are interested in this series you might want to check back in a few days and look at the history.  It will begin to populate quickly I hope, since I have missed some important dates and activities.  My middle...

So much for Good Intentions

Well, I started out the year thinking I would write a "My Life" blog post every few days, it has now been over three months since my last post.  I am not quite keeping up with my commitment to say the least.  I will be attempting to fill in some of the blanks this week.  If you are interested in this series you might want to check back in a few days and look at the history.  It will begin to populate quickly I hope, since I have missed some important dates and activities.  My middle...

Tatiana Polo, EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

JournalStone had the pleasure of sitting down with Tatiana Polo and doing an exclusive interview.  This might have been one of the most intriguing interviews I have done since Tatiana has the ability to combine her sensual attributes with culinary pleasures.  Who doesn't love a little whipped cream and chocolate syrup.  I just had no idea that you could use them in the ways that Tatiana described.  She is a deviant one that woman.

I have now heard several times that it takes a very strong...