Christopher C. Payne's Blog, page 44

Emm Jaye, CA at its finest!

Emm Jaye, sounds like a rapper, thank God she doesn't look like one though.  I wonder if she does rap.  Can't say I know one way or the other.  I will have to ask her, if we sign her up for an interview.  I will say that she is a hometown hottie. I only wish I would have found her a few days earlier so we could have helped her win.  I wonder if she did win.  She was up for a Maxim.com hometown hottie and I for one would have said absolutely.  I have no idea where her hometown of Hemet is...

Danica Parker, It just isn't fair really!

Every time I hear the name Danica Parker I think of that woman race car driver.  I have no idea why really.  Different last names and such, but still.  That is what I do so please leave me the hell alone.  Danica Parker is all of 5′8″, yes that is a little on the tall side for a woman.  My friend told me the other day he was 5″11 and 3/4 ".  Now can anyone say he has a size complex?  Maybe he is trying to compensate for his lack of size in other areas.  I am somewhere around 5′10″ the last...

Tammy LaShelle EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!

JournalStone had the pleasure of sitting down with Tammy LaShelle and doing an exclusive interview.  Yes she is a model, and yes she is smoking hot.  She is also intelligent and has the depth of character that makes you strive to be a better person.  Her website Run With Passion is devoted to her big brother who drowned.  While he did not die he was left with severe brain damage and the inability to walk.  Tammy has devoted her website and any donations to the medical research hoping to help ...

Britt Shelstad, love those country girls!

Can you love country girls without loving country music?  Anyone who reads my insanity knows I don't favor country music but I love, and I mean love country girls.  I actually don't know if Britt Shelstad is a country girl.  I have not had the pleasure of talking to her in person yet.  Rumor has it we might get her on stage for an interview, but you know how rumors go.  The make an ass out of me and you.  Damn, maybe that is assumptions.  I guess "assuming" makes more sense, but I am...

Xanny, EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!

JournalStone had the pleasure of sitting down with Xanny and doing an exclusive interview.  She is fresh, vibrant and was exciting to get to know.  She is also selling her 2o10 autographed calendar and from what I hear it is smoking hot if you are interested.  While Xanny is back in Thailand we sure hope she makes it to the US again and will look us up in California.  If anyone ever ventures over to Thailand give her a call, what happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.  Damn, that is Las...

Joy Trimble might have the perfect body!

Maybe I am a little lost in the grand scheme of middle age but I love a woman who brags about having a baby and working her way back to fitness.  It is no easy feat, what a woman's body goes through to have a baby.  Getting it toned and shaped in the aftermath is something to be applauded.  In my old age, and not even having had a baby, I  am as soft as a jelly donut.  Damn, that does suck doesn't it.  Joy Trimble on the other hand has found her rock hard body again, and while she is still...

Tammy Lashelle, too good for a Wednesday.

Tammy Lashelle is too pretty to be in this blog post today.  I say that because I am in such a bad mood, but felt like doing something so here I am.  Not to mention it is a Wednesday.  How can you write a post about a beautiful model on hump day?  Why is it even called hump day?  I get the idea,  I am not stupid, just because my name is Duncan Moron.  I am just saying, it can lead to all kinds of mixed perceptions.  Hump day, hump day, what meaning could I take from that while viewing...

A Law Abiding Citizen

Can I start out by saying, dude, has Gerard Butler been working out or what.  Damn, when he strips naked, yes ladies he does strip naked in this movie, he looks pretty damn hot.  I don't care who points a finger at me and calls me gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.  I can now see why Gerard is linked to every woman in Hollywood.  I remember seeing PS, I Love You and the guy was just a normal bloke.  Now he is all buff and cut and stuff.  It almost makes me want to work out.  I d...

Mary Allison, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG

I am going to put all my wealth on the line right now.  I bet every living person out there they cannot look at this post and get to know Mary Allison without saying, OMG.  My jaw hurts from falling on the floor when I first came across her.  Damn, now this girl is smoking hot.  Again, from Florida though.  Florida is really starting to piss me off with all of their hot women.  I live in CA and all the really hot women are supposed to live here.  There is something out of balance in the...

Nikki Torino, busting out of the seams!

Is more than a handful really a waste?  What is more than a handful anyway?  What does that even mean?  Nikki Torino looks to be more than a handful no matter how you define it.  Attitude, breasts, attitude…….  Not saying she has a bad attitude but she does appear to be spunky.  Damn, spunky, now I sound like a dirty old man.  I heard on the radio the rule of thumb is a man should split his age and add seven and that is the youngest woman he should date.  For me that would be 28 years old.  I...