Valeria Orsini, is it Friday yet?

Is it possible to call Thursday Friday and just pretend that you have a three day weekend even if you are supposed to go to work?  Since I don't have a real job I guess it doesn't really matter for me.  I sit around all day and look at women as beautiful as Valeria Orsini and wonder why I don't have a social life.  It's hard to get out of the recliner when Valeria Orsini is staring back at you from inside your computer screen.  Damn, is it just me or are there several people who think I...