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January 15, 2015
This 10-Month-Old Infant Is 44 Pounds, Which Is As Much As A 5-Year-Old
To give you some perspective, an 8-month-old should weigh around 17 pounds. Juanita Valentina Hernandez is only 10 months old and she weighs 44 pounds, which is as much as a 5-year-old. It’s also more than a 5-gallon jug of water. “When she was 15 days old she was already looking chubby, because she was born […]
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January 13, 2015
Weird Cartoon Suggests It’s Never Too Soon To Talk To Your Kids About Dick Pics
Have you ever worried that your 3- or 4-year-old might think it’d be fun to send a dick pick to their buddies through his cell phone. Disregarding the fact that there are such young kids out there with phones, now you can put your fears at ease. A group of British parents have produced a cartoon video that […]
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January 11, 2015
4 Reasons Every Parent Should Keep A Rant Journal
Keeping a journal is therapeutic. It’s also much less expensive than seeing a shrink. It’s helpful to have all of your thoughts, feelings and experiences in handy ledger for future reflection. Not just for your own reflection but down the line when the kids get old and you just can’t remember the joy and turmoil that […]
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January 10, 2015
Watch Parents Explain To Kids Where Babies Come From; Watch Kids React Accordingly
This was exactly how my wife explained it to me. I had the same reaction.
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January 9, 2015
How ‘Legend Of Korra’ Cartoon Became The Most Progressive TV Show Of All Time
I started watching the Nickelodeon cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender a few years ago while babysitting my nephew, thinking it would keep him focused on something while I grabbed some shuteye. As far as I was concerned, it was a far better option than re-watching the same season of Pokemon for the thousandth time. This was back in […]
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January 8, 2015
Sterling ‘Archer’ Has Some Epic Fatherly Advice On Handling Baby Drama
Sterling Archer has become the new international man of mystery. He’s gotten more play than James Bond — both in the field and in the bedroom — he always keeps his body in check, and he loves his cocktails. But as for a dad, we probably shouldn’t model ourselves after him. Most men don’t want […]
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January 7, 2015
Jaws Baby Bed Is Giving Me Nightmares And I’m Not The One Sleeping In It
We’re going to need a bigger boat and a ton of therapy for this kid. [via iO9]
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