Chris Illuminati's Blog, page 32
January 26, 2015
Life Hacks For Parents You’ll Wish You Figured Out Years Ago
Life hacks save everyone a ton of time, and, a ton of effort. There’s only one frustrating thing about life hacks, especially when it comes to the hacks that help raise a kid. The only frustrating thing about life hacks is after the initial revelation that a difficult issue can be fixed with one simple […]
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January 25, 2015
Remember The Tale Of The ‘Batkid’? Well You’re Going To Want To Read This Update
Remember the story of the 5-year-old Make-A-Wish child Miles Scott? He’s the ‘Batkid’ who had probably the greatest day ever thanks to countless donors, organizers and the city of San Francisco who all worked together to turn the City By The Bay into Batkid’s personal Gotham City? In case your forgot, or lived abroad or under […]
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January 24, 2015
‘Orgasm Mom’ Fights Depression By Making An Effort To Get Off Once A Day And I Don’t Mean ‘The Couch’
It’s happened to pretty much all of us — a medication to help us in one area of life actual prohibits us from doing something else. It’s kind of like in those commercials for drugs on TV where it helps with constant peeing but the side effects include growing horns, suddenly knowing all the dialogue to […]
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The Mother Hood Video Will Make Every Parent Laugh At How Dumb We All Act Sometimes
Every once in a while, I’ll deem a video brilliant. As if I’m the last word in brilliant. Like I’m the Kennedy Center Honors of good videos. Wow, would that be a weird ceremony. “And the Kennedy Center Honor this year goes to this cat riding a toddler clip!” This video called The Mother Hood […]
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January 22, 2015
‘Dear Baby XO’ Are Hilarious Apologies To Children From Guilty New Parents
You could say I’m an authority on the topic of jotting down my failings as a parent on notes. My medium is a post-it note. The parents over at Dear Baby XO choose to use photos of their children instead of paper notes. Honestly, their notes might be even funnier than mine. Here’s their story. Dear Baby XO is a […]
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January 21, 2015
Little Boy Describes His First Kiss And He Pretty Much Nailed The Feeling
Griffin is either really excited about something or working on an amazing Ellen impression. Griffin had his first kiss. He decided to vlog the experience of a first kiss. Are we still saying vlog? Is it a video diary? Maybe he’s velfie-ing? A video that will embarrass him until the end of time. This young […]
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Incredibly Emotional & Super Pregnant Woman Gets Weepy When Husband Tries To Help In The Kitchen
A pregnant woman — can’t live with her and ya can’t live with her! Amma rite, fellas? Wait, did I say “can’t live with ‘em” twice? Oh good because I wanted to hammer home that point. Meet Kevin Reams and his incredibly pregnant wife. She loves that he’s helping but hates the way Kevin just lets the peas and […]
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January 20, 2015
Best Dad or Worst Husband? Watch Prankster Turn His House Into A Ball Pit
While the wife’s away, the husband will play…in his house that he transformed into a ball pit. Prankster Roman Atwood decided to pull one over on his beloved when she let slipped that it’d take her about an hour to get home. What he did next transformed him into the best dad ever…but might’ve put him in […]
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January 19, 2015
Boy Misses Friend’s Birthday Party, Gets Served With Invoice From Kid’s Pissed Mom
We’ve all missed events that we’ve promised to attend. Especially because kids are constantly a wrench in the machine. “Oh, we’ll totally be over for a play date and never mind he just vomited in the washing machine.” Every once in a while, well, parents just screw things up. We’re especially bad at dates, times […]
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Even If You’re Not A Cat Person, You Will Be After Reading This Story
I’m a dog and a cat person. I like them both. I own one, a cat, but I treat him like a dog. We play fetch and he licks my balls. That’s what dogs are supposed to do right? Oh, there OWN balls? Well I can’t untrain him! Check out this story from Russian about […]
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