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April 21, 2011
Sex Toy Review: Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite
Just in time for Easter, those lovely peeps over at Ann Summers sent me a rabbit! Naturally, it's the rampant kind, as opposed to the sort you'd keep in a cage.
The Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite has been a long time coming (if you'll pardon the pun), if you ask me. For a while now new rabbits have been released which have been bigger and better than the last. But what about the girls that wanted smaller ones? Well, Ann Summers have definitely come through with their new petite range.
This particular model is an inch shorter and a quarter of an inch smaller in girth than the Rampant Rabbit Touch. But although it's smaller, it certainly still packs a punch! With 11 vibrating functions and a 3 speed rotating shaft, there's still plenty to keep you happy. It takes 3 AAA batteries and is also waterproof – bonus!
Overall, I was very impressed. The toy is still plenty powerful enough to do its job and it's comfortable and completely non-threatening. I'd heartily recommend this to anyone who'd fed up of huge toys, or those looking to make their first vibrator purchase. It's a great quality vibrator and is a pretty good price.
Buy the Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite here.







eBook Review: Malcolm by Eliza Gayle
Article first published as eBook Review: Malcolm by Eliza Gayle on Blogcritics.
Malcolm is an erotic paranormal romance – with huge emphasis on the erotic part. *fans self*
It's the third book in Eliza Gayle's Black Cougar Series but despite not having read the other two books, it still all made perfect sense. I suspect other things will click into place when I read the others (Lucas and Kane), but it certainly works well as a standalone book.
Malcolm, as I suspect you've already guessed, is a shifter. His beast is a black cougar. We're introduced to him as he wakes up, disturbed by an intruder in his house. The action starts there and never lets up.
His super senses tell him almost immediately who the intruder is – Cheyenne. The woman he left behind several years ago and has regretted it ever since. Turns out she's been sent by his estranged brother to bring him back to their clan. He has no intention of going with her and wishes she would leave him alone. Her presence reminds him of what he lost; both his man and his beast want Cheyenne badly, so badly that she's not safe around him. If he loses control, he could take her whether she wants it or not. And he doesn't want to hurt her more than he has already.
Their problems are soon bigger than the two of them. A run in with someone from their past causes conflict, especially when his mutilated body turns up on Malcolm's doorstep. With both of them suspecting the other, Malcolm and Cheyenne have to work through their past and their mistrust and work out what's really going on. And they have to do it fast, or their common enemy will kill them both and everyone they care about.
Wow – this book is really something. It seriously grabs you and pulls you in from the very beginning. There's no let up in action, both sexual and non-sexual, throughout the entire story. The chemistry between the two main characters is absolutely incredible and although to begin with, you think their situation is easily rectified, it really isn't. The two of them are woven into a complex web and they've got to start unweaving it before they can find their happy ending – if they ever can.
I was totally hooked on Malcolm from the very start. It moves at a whirlwind pace and everything is hot and heavy; the sex, the action and the resolution. If you're into erotic paranormal stuff, then I'd definitely recommend getting your claws (sorry) into Malcolm.
Available from:
Amazon UK
Amazon US
Smashwords
All Romance eBooks







April 20, 2011
Release Date for A Bit of Rough
I'm happy dancing over here! Not only did I get two short story contract offers yesterday (details will be announced when I have confirmation) but I've also been given my first Noble Romance release date!
My 'Naughty Nibble' A Bit of Rough will be hitting virtual bookshelves on 9th May! I will of course be sharing the cover when I get my grubby hands on it, but for now, I will leave you with a bit of blurb…
When Alison meets Andrew ("call me Drew"), she instantly pegs him as a moron. He's a total bad boy and does nothing but chain smoke and brag about his stream of past conquests. Yet, much to her confusion, Alison still finds herself attracted to him. She's not had sex in a while, so Alison figures there's no harm in going home with him to get herself a bit of rough.







April 19, 2011
Totty Tuesday – Sebastian Roché
Sorry for my slacking on Totty Tuesday of late, everyone. Things have been more than a little insane for me over the past couple of weeks so sadly I haven't been keeping up with the posts. I am back this week, however, with somebody new!
Sebastian Roché is a new discovery for me as he's recently started appearing in, yes, you've guessed it, Supernatural. I'm not going to give any spoilers, don't worry, but let's just say he plays an angel called Balthazar and leave it at that, OK?
Granted, he's not sexy in the traditional sense, but there's definitely something about him… perhaps it's the posh accent he has in the show. Damn, that never gets old. Also, whilst stalking – er, I mean researching him online, I found out he was born in one of my favourite places (Paris), he's half-Scottish, and we even share the same birthday. So that just makes him uber-cool, in my book.







April 15, 2011
Book Review: Booky Wook 2 – This Time It's Personal by Russell Brand
Article first published as Book Review: Booky Wook 2:This Time It's Personal by Russell Brand on Blogcritics.
I admit, I picked up my Booky Wook cheap. When I'd finished it, I wanted to read the second book, which I also picked up cheaply. And I have to say that having read them both, my perception of Russell Brand has completely changed.
[image error]Booky Wook 2:This Time It's Personal features the parts of Russell's career that people are most likely to be familiar with, purely because more people know who he is now. The thing I found most surprising about the book (which Russell says he wrote himself — can anyone confirm this?) is how well written it is.
It's funny, packed full of unusual and intelligent vocabulary and, perhaps most surprisingly of all, you can imagine that it's exactly how he speaks, too.
The man is startlingly honest, he doesn't write in a manner to make himself look better and I think that's what I liked most about the book. He's not proud of how he's behaved in the past and he's incredibly self-deprecating. It's actually a refreshing take on him, particularly as he comes across as incredibly arrogant.
All in all, a very entertaining, refreshing and honest read. Even if you don't like Russell Brand I think you might just start to change your mind after reading this.







April 14, 2011
Site Changes
Some of you may have noticed there have been some site and email outages over the past couple of days. This is due to the site moving servers. Hopefully, everything is working as it should now.
If you sent me an email during this time and it bounced – please re-send it, as I didn't receive it.
Also, if you have any links on your own sites to pages within this site (i.e. not the homepage) then your links are wrong. Generally, if you look at the link and it says 'index.php' anywhere, then you need to remove this portion and it should work. To be sure, use the search box or the sitemap to find the page and grab the new link.
I'm so sorry for all the inconvenience but the new host is much improved and will result in a faster and more reliable website on the whole!
Thanks,
Lucy







April 12, 2011
I'm Everywhere At Once!
I've been a very busy girl of late, doing interviews and promo for Uniform Behaviour and The Great Outdoors Vols 1 & 2. And it seems everything has come to fruition at once!
Here's a breakdown of the latest:
I've been over on Bianca Sommerland's site talking about The Rise of the Girl Geek.
The delightful Dr Dick interviewed me about me, my writing and lots of naughty things. Check out the podcast here.
The beautiful Miss Rebecca Bond reviewed both volumes of The Great Outdoors on her website.
The Forbidden Bookshelf reviewed Uniform Behaviour – giving it an excellent 4.5 out of 5!
This was followed by an interview with me – I'm sure you can guess what I was talking about

The awesome Kay Dee Royal also reviewed Uniform Behaviour, very favourably.
Last, but certainly not least, Uniform Behaviour was named 'Top Pick' over at Miz Love Loves Books! It doesn't get much better than that!
Just a few photos from the reading at Sh! Portobello:
Kay Jaybee
Rebecca Bond
Lucy Felthouse
Victoria Blisse
For more photos, head over to my Facebook Page.







April 11, 2011
A Weekend of Smut and Books
Well, what an eventful weekend! I have spent the majority of it in London, having an awesome time.
The main reason for my visit was to descend on the lovely ladies at Sh! Women's Erotic Emporium and do a reading at their Portobello store.
The reading was a combined event, with myself, Rebecca Bond and Victoria Blisse promoting Uniform Behaviour, and Kay Jaybee reading from her two latest releases, The Perfect Submissive and Yes Ma'am. It was a star studded event, with attendances from K D Grace, Lexie Bay and Lily Harlem, to name but a few.
Kay began the proceedings with a fabulous reading from The Perfect Submissive. She was followed by Rebecca, who read from the delicious Sin City. Then Victoria and I read from our stories, Dirty Deeds and Just Couldn't Wait. The readings were punctuated by pink champagne and yummy cakes, which is always appreciated.
All in all, despite some travel mayhem, a fabulous evening was had by all.
Then today, I headed for the London Book Fair with Rebecca Bond and K D Grace. We did the rounds, checking out stands and lusting over books. We also did an awful lot of chatting and setting the world to rights. We headed to the Xcite Books stand and had a natter with the lovely Hazel Cushion and also bumped into Maxim Jakubowski, who asked how the Sh! reading had gone – I truly have had a star studded weekend! OK, I met not have met a famous actor or musician, but the people I have had the privilege of meeting and talking to are a damn sight more interesting!
So as you can see – I've had an incredibly busy weekend and am ready to drop! Will be posting pics over the next couple of days when I've had chance to download them from my camera and catch up on emails!







April 7, 2011
Get Your Very Own Uniform Behaviour Waiter!
When I saw this on SexToys.co.uk I just had to blog about it! A natty bow tie, starched cuffs… it just reminded me of the outfit of the delicious waiter, Sam, from my story in Uniform Behaviour!
You could get your hands on the Male Power Butler Set, team it with a white shirt (trousers optional) and re-enact that hot sex-on-the-desk scene from Just Couldn't Wait.
No idea what I'm going on about? Why not get your hands on Uniform Behaviour for starters? Once you've read it, I hope you'll be clicking your way back here to find the link for that sexy waiter's outfit…
This will be my last post until next week now. The Uniform Behaviour reading at Sh! Portobello is on Saturday and I have the whole weekend in London (with a trip to Sex Toys HQ en route!), then I'm off to the London Book Fair on Monday. Busy times!
Have a great weekend everyone, whatever you do!







April 6, 2011
K D Grace Reviews The Great Outdoors Vol 2
I just happened to stumble across another review of The Great Outdoors Vol 2, by none other than the fabulous K D Grace… and I think she liked it!
Here's a little snippet of her review:
"Lucy Felthouse has a talent for taking everyday life, lighting a fire under it and making it sizzle larger and sexier than life. The sex is hot, and the stories are fun and quirky, with more than a hint of romance. Great Outdoors Volume 2 is another Felthouse winner."
You can read the review in its entirety on K D's website.
So, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to *squee* a bit at this lovely review. Oh, and if you want to get your hands on the book, the buy links are all here.






