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January 11, 2023

MAGAs got mad at me for this one.

MAGAs got mad at me for this one.

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Published on January 11, 2023 19:41

It’s Not About The Goal

Prior to 2020, I have almost no photos of myself that show anything below my shoulders. Seriously, I scoured my photo library and only found a few and even in those I clearly went to great lengths to hide my belly. I used to joke that exercise hurt and the only reason I’d ever run was if I was being chased. Even walking the dog left me winded. Then, right before the covid pandemic hit, a doctor said I was just shy of clinically obese. I decided I had to make a change.

So, I started slow. I walked on a treadmill for a half mile each day. When that got easy, I added a half mile. When that got easy, I increased my speed. Once I got to jogging a mile, I added basic exercises to my routine — sit-ups, light weightlifting. All this went on for months and months and months. Just slow, steady, and regular exercise. Here’s the thing, though…

I didn’t weigh myself. Ever.

I knew from previous attempts to get healthy, if I saw I wasn’t losing weight I’d get discouraged and stop. So, I’d made the decision at the start: This isn’t about the goal, it’s about the routine.

Throughout, I didn’t “push” or “grind.” That “no pain, no gain” bullshit was never for me. I just kept at it, kept increasing distance or speed or adding other exercises when I felt ready. No deadline, no goal weight, no target waistline. Just routine.

Nearly 2-and-a-half years later and my workout has become my favorite part of the day. I’m running 5K five times a week and doing moderate strength training. I did finally weigh myself and I’ve lost more than 20 pounds. But, again, that was never the goal. There was no goal. Just routine.

To be clear, I’m not chiseled or ripped or anything. But, now none of my pants fit anymore (what a good problem to have), I’m sleeping better, I have more stamina, and I’m in the best shape since college.

All this is to say, if you’ve been thinking about making a change or just looking for a way to improve your health, there are simple and easy ways to do it. No infomercial or listicle will tell you that, but it’s true. Because chances are you’re likely not as bad off as you think you are, you just need to give yourself that time each day to devote to your health. Find what works for you and start slow. And remember: It’s not about the goal, it’s about the routine.

Of course, I’m a writer, so I wrote a book about this strategy, of simple ways to get healthy, and the possibility that you might not be as unhealthy as you think. Pretty Sure You’re Fine is out now from Chronicle Books. (It’s also funny, if you’re into that sort of thing.)

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Published on January 11, 2023 11:40

popculturebrain:

The Roku Channel to Stream Short Films from...



popculturebrain:


The Roku Channel to Stream Short Films from High School Students (Exclusive)

The scheme is part of the Roku Change Makers Program. Some high school student filmmakers will have their work shown nationwide, thanks to The Roku Channel.


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Well, this is fucking rad.

I can’t tell you what an opportunity like that would’ve meant to young me.

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Published on January 11, 2023 09:09

January 10, 2023

Calm down, people. Your podcast episode didn’t “drop.” Yo...

Calm down, people. Your podcast episode didn’t “drop.” You posted it. It’s not a new Lizzo album, it’s just you and your coworker bloviating about The Mandalorian.

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Published on January 10, 2023 09:09

January 9, 2023

bestnatesmithever:

My kids finally watched the Back to the...













bestnatesmithever:

My kids finally watched the Back to the Future trilogy so then I could show them this.

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Published on January 09, 2023 19:20

thevaudevilledemon:just-shower-thoughts:Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.
I...

thevaudevilledemon:


just-shower-thoughts:


Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.


I believe that is called C4


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Published on January 09, 2023 14:47

Regarding her history of spewing Qanon bullshit, Marjorie...

Regarding her history of spewing Qanon bullshit, Marjorie Taylor Greene said she was sucked in by the internet.

Lady, when the rest of us got sucked in by the internet we made sourdough.

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Published on January 09, 2023 14:31

January 8, 2023

Ever since watching “The Bear” I insist my coworkers ackn...

Ever since watching “The Bear” I insist my coworkers acknowledge each other with “Yes, Chef” while we’re cooking meth.

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Published on January 08, 2023 18:22

January 7, 2023

There has never been a more perfect metaphor for human ex...

There has never been a more perfect metaphor for human existence than the fact that the so-called “happiest place on Earth” has a closing time.

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Published on January 07, 2023 17:58

January 6, 2023

inneskeeper:Just so everyone is clear on where I stand: I...

inneskeeper:

Just so everyone is clear on where I stand: I love getting @’d in posts. I love it when people want to show me things. I get so happy about the fact that you saw something you thought I might like. I don’t care if we aren’t mutuals. I don’t care if you think I might have already been tagged. Please never be afraid of just showing me shit. Thank u.

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Published on January 06, 2023 21:19