David Vienna's Blog, page 41

whitepeopletwitter:This.Also, the percentage of people wh...

whitepeopletwitter:

This.

Also, the percentage of people who “get married to save the relationship” or “have a kid to save the marriage” is staggering. Don’t do those things, people.

ashstfu:the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active ...

ashstfu:

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Listen, I’m a Tumblr veteran, an oldie, a person who stil...

Listen, I’m a Tumblr veteran, an oldie, a person who still remembers the glory days of GPOY and wildly crossed fandoms.

And I get we’ll never get those glory days back. But, if you’re still here, if you’re still posting, we can strive to do the one thing Tumblr was built for, the one thing Tumblr—for a fleeting moment—turned into a global movement, the one thing we do best…

The late-night shit-post.

Let’s show these fucking assholes we still know how to kill the discourse and skew the zeitgeist into uncharted territories. We are still the fringe, we are still the unwashed masses, we are still the gutter punks and hoodrats not asking, but telling.

I call upon you, my fellow Tumblrs, that in these confines with a monarch’s voice…

“Cry havoc!” and let slip the shit-posts of war.

When on your Valentine’s Day date, don’t forget to remind...

When on your Valentine’s Day date, don’t forget to remind your special someone that this is all temporary because we all die alone.

My superpower is remembering a wonderful moment in my life, but only focusing on the bad parts of...

My superpower is remembering a wonderful moment in my life, but only focusing on the bad parts of it.

memeclassheroes:

memeclassheroes:

Google shares drop $100 billion after its new AI chatbot makes a mistake

Google shares drop $100 billion after its new AI chatbot makes a mistake:

So funny watching all of these A.I. content generators shit the bed.

Like, what did you expect would happen, Google?

You’re being spoon fed content by a program coded by peop...

You’re being spoon fed content by a program coded by people who bow down to companies.

circe-rising:circe-rising:Benign. Thank you everyone ❤...

circe-rising:

circe-rising:

Benign.

Thank you everyone ❤️

Imma drink some champagne tonight!

Hooray!

Every morning, I wake up, hear the news, and immediately ...

Every morning, I wake up, hear the news, and immediately wish the interrobang had caught on so I could accurately express my confused rage.