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Cartoon 542

Caption: Anon.

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Face-Lift 711

Guess the Plot

How to Kiss a Ghost

1. Step 1: Tilt your head to keep the scruff from tickling your chin. Step 2: No tongue unless you want to get kicked. Step 3: Lots and lots of breath mints. What? Oh, I thought you said "Goat".

2. First you have to die, no faking. Next you have to make sure you're on the same wavelength as your non-corporeal other. Ignore all the spectators. Are you sure you wouldn't rather just go for someone normal?

3. Find a really, really hot guy, and accidentally run over ...

Cartoon 541

Caption: anon.

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2009 Face-Lift Award Ballot

This is where you get to vote for Evil Editor's best work. Choose your three favorites. Rank them 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The query doesn't matter, just the critique. Humor is the main criteria.

Azrael's Curse

Cosmo

Spats, Traps, and Possum Fur Hats

Don't Forget the Death Ray

Hybreed Rising

Resonance



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2009 Cartoon Award Ballot

I gotta start doing cartoon awards quarterly. There were dozens of great ones. However, to make your job easier, I've narrowed the choices to the six below. Keep in mind that unlike most cartoons, the drawing was done before the caption was written; sometimes the humor lies in the caption writer's twisted mind.


We Three Kings

Watching TV


Art Gallery

Refreshment Dispenser


Angel


Good Vs. Evil



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2009 New Beginning Award Ballot

Each year we honor the best work of our continuation writers. There were about 120 New Beginnings to choose from, which I narrowed down to 15 I thought were worthy. Then I cut the field to five. The nominees are below.

A good continuation should give the opening an unexpected twist and should be funny, and should maintain the opening author's style. You're voting for your favorite continuations; the opening shouldn't have any bearing on your vote. Neither should the author, which is why I've t...

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Cartoon 540

Caption: Evil Editor

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Writing Exercise Results . . .

are in the posts below. The task was to write a scene in which you consult Evil Editor, Gift Counselor.[image error]

EE, Gift Counselor 6

Evil stopped scribbling and looked up from behind a huge pile of paper I suspected had nothing to do with gift counseling. "So, what's she like?"

I thought of my one true love and hesitated. So many virtues, so many superlatives to choose from.

"She's wonderful with animals," I began, "and has this really endearing way of—"

"Jesus," said Evil. "Keep it simple, punchy. Is she a dame or a dog? Genius or dimbo? Hot or frigid? Angel or killer? Elf or dwarf? Blonde? Redhead? Brunette? Bald? Help me o...