Evil Editor's Blog, page 352

Cartoon 592

Caption: Landra G.

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Writing Exercise

You never expected to meet anyone famous when you went into the grocery store, but there he is, right in front of you in your checkout line: Evil Editor.

Write the scene. 300 words max. Deadline, Sunday, 10 AM eastern.

New Beginning 733

There's a special kind of shame in walking through a crowded space terminal in handcuffs. Something about having two uniformed guards part the crowd before you with their heavy-duty blaster rifles; something in the way mothers of young children draw their kids back and stare at you with a strange cocktail of fear and loathing splashed across their faces.

Sawyer let herself scan the crowd once, a small form of self-flagellation, as she exited the hover-car and stepped into the space terminal. H...

Cartoon 591

Caption: John

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Face-Lift 736

Guess the Plot

Dare You to Move

1. I dare you to move. No, I dare you to move. Well, I double dog dare you to move. Nuh-uh, 'cause I triple dog dare you!

2. The Swingin' Seniors are playing Strip Statues this week. Can newcomer Homer hold his perilous pose until Gretchen's girdle gives out, or will he lose his drawers and his dignity to the laughter of the assembled ladies?

3. Susan shares a crummy apartment with two sloppy roommates, so when her loner uncle bequeaths her a mansion, she starts pa...

Cartoon 590

Caption: John

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New Beginning 732

She was beauty, sex, life. She was everything.

Elora fell to her knees.

"Care to share your thoughts?" asked Lyndiria, the great Seelie Queen. Her brown skin crinkled at the corners of her mouth. Pixies sat atop her shoulders, braiding her hair into the moss on the tree, and brownies poked their heads beneath the hem of her green-leaf gown.

Elora shook her head feebly.

Lyndiria laughed, the sound tumbling from her lips like water. Elora had heard stories of this sensual earth Queen, mother and lo...

Cartoon 589

Caption: Marissa Doyle

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Face-Lift 735

Guess the Plot

Love and Lies

1. Greg has spent years trying to find the best way to get a woman in the sack. Now he's got it narrowed down to two.

2. Andy's in love with Melissa, but she's torn between him and Rob. Rob, though, is in love with Shirl, who's mildly interested in Andy. And one of them is lying.

3. When a duke confesses to killing his mistress's brothers, their affair is over. But he later realizes that he's in love with her, so he tells her he lied and her brothers were actually ki...

Face-Lift 731

Guess the Plot

Love and Lies

1. Greg has spent years trying to find the best way to get a woman in the sack. Now he's got it narrowed down to two.

2. Andy's in love with Melissa, but she's torn between him and Rob. Rob, though, is in love with Shirl, who's mildly interested in Andy. And one of them is lying.

3. When a duke confesses to killing his mistress's brothers, their affair is over. But he later realizes that he's in love with her, so he tells her he lied and her brothers were actually ki...