Caprice Crane's Blog, page 96
August 8, 2010
I believe that people can be taught to hate. And I know that people can be taught to spell. But apparently it's one or the other.
I'll delete this soon, because I don't see an ask box for YHF and I coudn't "reply" to this but I wanted to take this opportunity to thank YHF for assigning me credit and make sure someone tells bobbbyg to fuck right off. Go ahead. I'll wait.
BobbbyG in the future, when you quote me, use quotes and put my name after it. KTHANKSBYE!
yhf:
(via bobbbyg)
(Apologies for the lack of attribution.)
August 6, 2010
iamnotdiddy:
Shit I've Google'd Today:
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tina...
Shit I've Google'd Today:
hooker happy hours
tina fey butt
caprice crane naked
albino people
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ecuador real estate
People, please note my placement.
THAT'S RIGHT!
SUCK IT, ALBINOS!
FACT
Whenever I see a guy in jean shorts I feel sad that he has nobody in his life to say, "You really shouldn't wear those."
August 5, 2010
Laura Ingraham Wants Your Kids to Be Obese
This woman is a gigantic idiot. The kids in our schools absolutely need healthy options. And they don't get into it (besides this skank saying "you can't legislate fitness") but they have also taken physical education out of most public schools at this point which is criminal.
This is so maddening and heartbreaking to me.
Nothing's too sexy for my tumblr, with the exception of midget porn. And hey, his were the best boobs I've seen on my dash all day!
I'm not going to publicly respond to this because I don't want everyone who posted their boobs all day to get their feelings hurt.
LOLJK I'm totally doing it.
Wow, your dog has been blogging for 5 years? That's 35 in human years.
He has! Can you believe it? And he just posted this week's column so your question is a perfect way to let my friends on here know that:
Hey guys! Check out Ask Max and by all means, send in new questions. Let Max be of service to you…
SST?
Someone just emailed me asking why I hadn't posted an SST photo. I had to admit I didn't know what that was. I'm not entirely familiar with all of these day-of-the-week post rituals. I'm also wondering if, like Days of the Week underpants, Sunday doesn't exist.
But now that SST has been explained to me I do feel obligated to post one. This is Max a few days ago. He was sleeping. I *think* it qualifies but I'm not sure.
Did I do it right?
This guy would make a helluva stalker.
This guy would make a helluva stalker.
It's Not Just *What* They're Selling...
They are also on SALE! Everything about this is glorious.
