Caprice Crane's Blog, page 95

Since you brought her up, I'm going to ask a question that had second thoughts about.In 1989, I was buying a ticket to see a movie in Century City. Your mom was right behind me in line. I thought it would be very provincial to say hi, I'm a

I hear you, brother. If I listed everything I regretted from 1989 we'd be here all day.

Here are some other people who had (or should have had) second thoughts in 1989:

January 23 - James Brown is sentenced in Georgia, USA to six years in jail in connection with a police chase through two different
January 24 – Serial killer Ted Bundy is executed in Florida's electric chair.January 25 - Madonna files for divorce from Sean Penn after three-and-a-half years of marriage, citing...

Since you brought her up, I'm going to ask a question that had second thoughts about.In 1989, I was buying a ticket to see a movie in Century City. Your mom was right behind me in line. I thought it would be very provincial to say hi, I'm a

I hear you, brother. If I listed everything I regretted from 1989 we'd be here all day.

Here are some other people who had (or should have had) second thoughts in 1989:

January 23 - James Brown is sentenced in Georgia, USA to six years in jail in connection with a police chase through two different
January 24 – Serial killer Ted Bundy is executed in Florida's electric chair.January 25 - Madonna files for divorce from Sean Penn after three-and-a-half years of marriage, citing...

Reason #576 Why My Mom Is Precious

Because I just went to the mailbox and found a postcard she sent my dog, Max.

Front:

Back:

Yes, she has a scrawl that can rival a doctor's prescription pad but my God is this woman precious? I am so lucky. Best. Mom. In. The. World.

Did Powdered Milk From China Cause Baby Girls to Grow Breasts?

I don't know.

But I do know that China just got flooded with orders from a lot of hopeful ladies in Los Angeles.

Story via Time Magazine here

Nothing wrong with two girls kissing…Unless they're...

Nothing wrong with two girls kissing…

Unless they're sisters.

Which they are. These two pretty princesses are Playboy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Turn-offs: carbohydrates, big words, guys with no money

Turn-ons: my sister

Say It Ain't So!

Awesome Girl who quit her job is a fake?

FAKE?!

My unnamed source says it's all a ruse.

Should have known. No civilian can rock facial expressions like that.

My day? Ruined.

What's next? You gonna try to tell me there's no Santa Claus?

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HURT ME SO?!

Yesterday we had the Jet Blue "Beer & Slide"

Today we have this awesome girl announcing to her boss and co-workers that she quits via dry erase board.

For the entire series of  33 genius photos click here: http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/lead-girl-quit/

All I can say is I can't wait for tomorrow.

Who will out-do these two?

The Make Headlines Quitting Your Job Contest is ON.

Can he be the man of your dreams? Surely, I can't be the...

Can he be the man of your dreams? Surely, I can't be the only one aroused.

Finalist Dies At World Sauna Championships

Only two things come to mind:

a) There are sauna championships?

b) DID HE WIN????

The guy who died is on the left in this photo. Is it a coincidence that he's practically transparent? If you're dying in a sauna championship do you just evaporate?

Neil Young famously said, 'It's better to burn out than to fade away.'

Kurt Cobain even quoted this line from Young in his suicide note.

Does this death qualify as burning out or fading away? The sauna makes you lean to "burning out" but the photo...

"The Neg"

"The whole premise of "Negging" the "target" is to put a woman off guard, because in theory, attractive women are so used to men fawning over them that someone who actually challenges them will be seen as interesting.

Negs are intended to be false-disqualifiers and are intended to lower the target's comparative value to the seducer. Specifically, they resemble the comments of a person who does not view the target as being sexually interesting."

- Neil Strauss

Note to guys who insult...