Caprice Crane's Blog, page 107

July 18, 2010

I'm glad these Koreans can get in on the reality TV...



I'm glad these Koreans can get in on the reality TV action. I think all assholes should be equally allowed to embarrass themselves.

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Published on July 18, 2010 14:58

Max's New Column Is Up!

Max's New Column Is Up!:

Check it out, see if he answered your question and send in new questions!

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Published on July 18, 2010 14:12

July 17, 2010

On the right is the little devil I got my ex-boyfriend on...



On the right is the little devil I got my ex-boyfriend on Valentine's Day. That wasn't the only gift I got him, of course — just the one that would turn out to be the most appropriate.

On the left is the little devil whose precious face always cheers me up when everyone else lets me down.

#dogsFTW

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Published on July 17, 2010 21:44

"Paris Denies Pot Story!"

She insists she never called the kettle black.

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Published on July 17, 2010 15:28

"Paris Hilton Busted for Pot … Again." I...



"Paris Hilton Busted for Pot … Again." I picture her giggling and applauding herself saying, "Yay! Headlines! Me too!"

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Published on July 17, 2010 09:42

July 16, 2010

So, this woman is out for a stroll. Wearing, I believe, a dress....



So, this woman is out for a stroll. Wearing, I believe, a dress. It's dress-ish. Just doesn't cover her all the way. But when you say "Fuck it, I'm not gonna wear any underpants!" I suppose you want to wear something exactly like this. Otherwise, what's the point?

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Published on July 16, 2010 19:44

What the F is this tumblr all about?

So guys, previously to now I only used tumblr because I had a sub-par web designer and we used it to migrate info to portions of my website. That hack is long gone and my website is now functioning like a *real* website, but since all of you have tumblrs I figure I need one too.

Although I'm a little suspicious about the missing "e" in tumblr. Where did it go? Do we trust a place that just negates an "e" like that? We only have so many vowels to begin with for fucks sake. Why the e hate?

Whatev...

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Published on July 16, 2010 16:30

March 11, 2010

A NIGHT OF 140 TWEETS

This Friday night March 12th, 2010 at UCBLA at 10pm, me and 139 other awesome folks from the world of comedy, music, sports, and entertainment will be performing ONE tweet each, on stage, to a live audience (which is so much better than getting 140 people to perform in front of a dead audience) in the world's first "live tweet stream" hosted by Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel.

Why are we all getting together to potentially humiliate ourselves? Because Ben Stiller told us to. And because he's the o...

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Published on March 11, 2010 20:50

November 18, 2009

Five Minutes With TV Royalty Offspring...

Five Minutes With TV Royalty Offspring...:

blog_caprice_author.jpgWhen Caprice Crane's latest novel landed on our desk, we have to admit it was her author bio that initially grabbed us. The author is, after all, the daughter of television talk show host Les Crane and actress Tina Louise (aka Ginger from Gilligan's Island)…


(Click the link to read on: http://www.wmagazine.com/w/blogs/editorsblog/2009/11/16/when-caprice-cranes-latest-nov.htm)

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Published on November 18, 2009 14:15

November 15, 2009

My New York Barnes and Noble Reading was so much fun thanks to...



















My New York Barnes and Noble Reading was so much fun thanks to my amazing friends, family, and most of all: my kick-ass fans—some of whom traveled from out of town just to see lil ol' me— Thanks for making it such a great event!! xoxo

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Published on November 15, 2009 13:26