Caprice Crane's Blog, page 107
July 18, 2010
I'm glad these Koreans can get in on the reality TV...
I'm glad these Koreans can get in on the reality TV action. I think all assholes should be equally allowed to embarrass themselves.
Max's New Column Is Up!
Check it out, see if he answered your question and send in new questions!
July 17, 2010
On the right is the little devil I got my ex-boyfriend on...

On the right is the little devil I got my ex-boyfriend on Valentine's Day. That wasn't the only gift I got him, of course — just the one that would turn out to be the most appropriate.
On the left is the little devil whose precious face always cheers me up when everyone else lets me down.
#dogsFTW
"Paris Denies Pot Story!"
"Paris Hilton Busted for Pot … Again." I...

"Paris Hilton Busted for Pot … Again." I picture her giggling and applauding herself saying, "Yay! Headlines! Me too!"
July 16, 2010
So, this woman is out for a stroll. Wearing, I believe, a dress....

So, this woman is out for a stroll. Wearing, I believe, a dress. It's dress-ish. Just doesn't cover her all the way. But when you say "Fuck it, I'm not gonna wear any underpants!" I suppose you want to wear something exactly like this. Otherwise, what's the point?
What the F is this tumblr all about?
So guys, previously to now I only used tumblr because I had a sub-par web designer and we used it to migrate info to portions of my website. That hack is long gone and my website is now functioning like a *real* website, but since all of you have tumblrs I figure I need one too.
Although I'm a little suspicious about the missing "e" in tumblr. Where did it go? Do we trust a place that just negates an "e" like that? We only have so many vowels to begin with for fucks sake. Why the e hate?
Whatev...
March 11, 2010
A NIGHT OF 140 TWEETS
This Friday night March 12th, 2010 at UCBLA at 10pm, me and 139 other awesome folks from the world of comedy, music, sports, and entertainment will be performing ONE tweet each, on stage, to a live audience (which is so much better than getting 140 people to perform in front of a dead audience) in the world's first "live tweet stream" hosted by Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel.
Why are we all getting together to potentially humiliate ourselves? Because Ben Stiller told us to. And because he's the o...
November 18, 2009
Five Minutes With TV Royalty Offspring...
When Caprice Crane's latest novel landed on our desk, we have to admit it was her author bio that initially grabbed us. The author is, after all, the daughter of television talk show host Les Crane and actress Tina Louise (aka Ginger from Gilligan's Island)…
(Click the link to read on: http://www.wmagazine.com/w/blogs/editorsblog/2009/11/16/when-caprice-cranes-latest-nov.htm)
November 15, 2009
My New York Barnes and Noble Reading was so much fun thanks to...









My New York Barnes and Noble Reading was so much fun thanks to my amazing friends, family, and most of all: my kick-ass fans—some of whom traveled from out of town just to see lil ol' me— Thanks for making it such a great event!! xoxo