Caprice Crane's Blog, page 93

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.

You never come to band practice anymore, are you to busy for "Air Quotes"? We really need your air flute, otherwise we're just "Quotes" and my mom already made the shirts that say "Air Quotes". Plus our tour with Ace of Base and Two Live Crew starts next w

I am never too busy to rock.

Never.

But I don't play the "Air Flute." When I signed up for the band I said I'd play the "Air Triangle." I think you have me confused with another band's member. Eh, band member. But I'm ready for the tour. My manager will be forwarding my rider any day now. Follow it to the letter. If my dressing room is not fully stocked with cookies, scented candles (vanilla), at least two hookers and one Rubik's Cube I quit the tour.