Caprice Crane's Blog, page 98
July 23, 2010
My grandmother has a suggestion for me.
My grandmother has a suggestion for me.
July 22, 2010
Waiting in the doctors office and checking email on the iPhone...

Waiting in the doctors office and checking email on the iPhone when the handy wifi suggestion box pops up. No, there's nothing unsettling about that first network at all, why do you askOHMYGODGETMEOUTOFHERE!
July 21, 2010
A Random Sort Of Three-Way
A couple years ago when my second book, Forget About It, came out, I had a reading at Barnes and Noble. The event was mostly painless and by that I mean my high school science teacher did not show up (as happened when I did a reading one year prior when my first book came out) and there was no one in the audience wearing a full coverage motorcycle helmet, seated five rows deep, heckling me during the Q&A (see aforementioned high school science teacher).
Compared to that, this one was a...
A Random Sort-of Three-Way
A couple years ago when my second book, Forget About It, came out, I had a reading at Barnes and Noble. The event was mostly painless and by that I mean my high school science teacher did not show up (as happened when I did a reading one year prior when my first book came out) and there was no one in the audience wearing a full coverage motorcycle helmet, seated five rows deep, heckling me during the Q&A (see aforementioned high school science teacher).
Compared to that, this one was a...
A Really Random Three-Way
A couple years ago when my second book, Forget About It, came out, I had a reading at Barnes and Noble. The event was mostly painless and by that I mean my high school science teacher did not show up (as happened when I did a reading one year prior when my first book came out) and there was no one in the audience wearing a full coverage motorcycle helmet, seated five rows deep, heckling me during the Q&A (see aforementioned high school science teacher).
Compared to that, this one was a...
July 20, 2010
Why didn't I teach my dog to scream for superheroes?...
Why didn't I teach my dog to scream for superheroes? Behold: Batman Pug.
July 19, 2010
Oh, so when I answer a question in that stupid box it...

Oh, so when I answer a question in that stupid box it won't let me post a photo? I see. This is the photo to go with my answer to Timbalanced's question. See the jealous Cesar Milan try to choke my dog to death because he is so handsome Cesar loses control of himself.
Also, annoyed with tumblr. Not sure I'm gonna be a fan of this shiz.
Also, no I didn't have him try to whisper anything at my dog. He can keep his whispers and his murderer hands to himself.
This is the photo to go with my answer to Timbalanced's...

This is the photo to go with my answer to Timbalanced's question. See the jealous Cesar Milan try to choke my dog to death because he is so handsome Cesar loses control of himself.
Also, annoyed with tumblr. Not sure I'm gonna be a fan of this shiz.
Also, no I didn't have him try to whisper anything at my dog. He can keep his whispers and his murderer hands to himself.
Is Max short for Maximilian or Maximum?
Max is short for anything and everything you can imagine. Any and all things "Max" related embody Max. He's kind of like the inspiration for the most interesting man in the world and the Old Spice guy combined. You can see in this photo, when he met that weirdo Cesar Milan, Cesar was so threatened by Max's gigantic amount of handsome, he tried to choke him to death.