Caprice Crane's Blog, page 30
March 23, 2011
What the fuck are people thinking when they post shit like this?...

What the fuck are people thinking when they post shit like this? I fully encourage any and all of you to let this guy know he's a complete and utter idiot.
Rest in peace, Elizabeth Taylor. You spent so much of your life...

Rest in peace, Elizabeth Taylor. You spent so much of your life in service, using your celebrity for good—bringing awareness to causes that needed attention, causes that others were afraid of. You will be missed.
March 19, 2011
Tonight the moon will be the brightest it's been in 18...

Tonight the moon will be the brightest it's been in 18 years. If only we could say the same for humanity.
March 17, 2011
Someone who really gets St. Patrick's Day...
But after a brief reprieve he's up and off to the next bar…
A true Irish exit.
I can't even begin to handle how precious this is. Naughty...
I can't even begin to handle how precious this is. Naughty dogs for the win!
He's right. I am afraid you guys will realize I'm...

He's right. I am afraid you guys will realize I'm not as funny as I look.
I know I can't be the only one who went very dark with the...

I know I can't be the only one who went very dark with the hypothetical answer here.
March 16, 2011
For Jen
My friend Jen has asked that I post something—anything—that will not make me cry like those dogs in Japan.
She emailed me earlier demanding that I stop watching it (even thought I hadn't even told her how many times I'd viewed it).
(A lot.)
(She knows me).
So for Jen I decided to post something happy.
But I couldn't think of anything that was terribly happy-making at present.
So I googled "happy" for a little help.
You get your standard happy faces, birthday cakes, balloons…
But you also get this:
A very happy condom (which was apparently found in a 7 year old's McDonalds happy meal.
So there is something happy. (The condom, not the 7 year old and certainly not her family.)
Better Jen?
For the record this happy cow came in a close second:
Yes, I realize the cow is disturbing. Sorry about that.
March 15, 2011
danforth:
Here's a video of two dogs alone amidst tsunami...
Here's a video of two dogs alone amidst tsunami debris. One is injured and the other — although I don't like anthropomorphizing animals — seems to be keeping watch/standing guard.
Heart. Broken.
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