Caprice Crane's Blog, page 27
May 14, 2011
If you don't like taking pictures and have an excellent...
If you don't like taking pictures and have an excellent sense of grammar, you shall not get a cat. -LOLcommandments
May 11, 2011
May 9, 2011
May 8, 2011
Couldn't resist throwing this cookie into my mom's...
Couldn't resist throwing this cookie into my mom's gift bag. I mean, c'mon.
May 7, 2011
I just ran something by these ladies and asked if they thought...
I just ran something by these ladies and asked if they thought it would be a funny tweet.
I guess I have my answer.
May 6, 2011
I once told my friend Karyn that this guy is her boyfriend....
I once told my friend Karyn that this guy is her boyfriend. That's right. I'm the mature type who plays the "that's your boyfriend" game. (Sometimes "That's your husband.") At first she balked but now she's warmed up to the idea. However upon seeing this photo today on TMZ she expressed concern to me about the size of his "beef." She fears it might be tiny. And for a young lady who's been around the block (at least 20 times according to word on the street) this would pose a problem. What do you guys think?
May 5, 2011
April 28, 2011
PLEASE HELP ME
I am writing you from the KINKOS on La Cienega and Beverly…
I hurt my paws and that sucks BUT I DID NOT OKAY THIS BULLSHIT AROUND MY HEAD!
Please send help.
I have always been good to you.
Your friend,
Max
April 25, 2011
Move over, milkshake. If you gals wanna bring the boys to the...
Move over, milkshake. If you gals wanna bring the boys to the yard you need the Facial Flex.
