Caprice Crane's Blog, page 25
July 4, 2011
Whenever Nancy Grace addresses her correspondent, Jean Casarez,...
Whenever Nancy Grace addresses her correspondent, Jean Casarez, she blurs her name together and it sounds like "Jinkasaurus" and I expect to see a dinosaur but there isn't one and then I get sad. :(
So this is what a Jinkasaurus looks like. In case anyone wants to know.
June 24, 2011
This is a photo of one of my BFFs wearing the most adorable...
This is a photo of one of my BFFs wearing the most adorable shirt we designed for the book launch. Click here to find out how, With a Little Luck, you can get one too (and an advance copy of my new book!)
June 15, 2011
The shit-eating grin in John Edwards's mugshot is...
The shit-eating grin in John Edwards's mugshot is everything that's wrong with America.
June 11, 2011
I love this ad. First of all, the kid locked his brother in a...
I love this ad. First of all, the kid locked his brother in a suitcase. I can relate and I don't even have a brother. But this ad pre-dates 911 and it tells you to teach everyone to "Dial Operator" in case of an emergency.
Remember when operators were helpful?
Remember when there were operators?
June 10, 2011
Here's a photo of my mom and a tambourine. I'm...
Here's a photo of my mom and a tambourine. I'm posting it because a couple hours ago, some idiot ran into her at London Heathrow Airport and knocked her down and she's hurt her wrist and is in a foreign country.
If the person who knocked a gorgeous woman down in the airport today happens to read this, please let me know who you are so I can come knock YOU down.
In the meantime, let's hope my mom's wrist heals very fast so she can shake a tambourine again should she ever choose to do so.
June 9, 2011
I met a squirrel today who is not just friendly, he also obeys...
I met a squirrel today who is not just friendly, he also obeys orders.
Who knew?
June 5, 2011
Because you know you want to hear Robert Pattinson reminding...
Because you know you want to hear Robert Pattinson reminding Reese Witherspoon that he f*cked her.
And the West Coast feed and all reruns will surely censor it.
June 2, 2011
This ad doesn't make me want to use VISA to travel as much...
This ad doesn't make me want to use VISA to travel as much as it makes me want to use VISA for dental care but maybe that's just me.
You simply can not beat the New York papers when it comes to the...
You simply can not beat the New York papers when it comes to the front page.
May 30, 2011
An art instillation I don't much care for...
I happened upon this art instillation today and creepy as it was, I found myself relating to some of the subjects.
Like this guy: He's totally eavesdropping on the couple. I do that. GET A ROOM!
And this guy. He's stuck standing there in clay or whatever he's made of and this other douchebag thinks it's hilarious to point up and have his buddy take a photo. OH THE HUMANITY.
Then we have this guy. He's THIS CLOSE to jerking off in the park but Happy Old Guy thinks, "Hey, I'm gonna just get all up close and personal and make sure he doesn't do anything crazy like jerk off in the park." Total day-ruiner.
And this guy? He embodies everything I feel most days. Though he's less alone. So he has that going for him. Which is nice.
Now Eavesdrop Guy is eavesdropping on another couple. They thought he was just a statue until he let loose with "I guess I didn't get the memo that we were supposed to wear turquoise today." Turquoise Guy is pissed. (And surprised that the statue can talk.)
Oh wait.
That's more like it. Totally alone.
Aaaaand scene.
