Caprice Crane's Blog, page 28
April 25, 2011
I'm at the airport, waiting for my flight, trying to talk...
I'm at the airport, waiting for my flight, trying to talk to this guy but he seems disinterested.
April 24, 2011
If you send a girl a picture of your junk, you risk her and her...
If you send a girl a picture of your junk, you risk her and her friend positioning it next to a mushroom it resembles at dinner.
This has been a public service announcement.
Tina Louise in a publicity photo for God's Little Acre.
I...
Tina Louise in a publicity photo for God's Little Acre.
I just had a lovely Easter with this beauty. Brunch and a visit to the Met. I made her a healthy Easter basket filled with almonds, oatmeal cookies and other "health nut" snacks that none of you would appreciate but hey—she still looks as great as she does for a reason!
Hope those who celebrate are having a wonderful day. xo
April 22, 2011
For a more literal "rock out with your c*ck out."
For a more literal "rock out with your c*ck out."
April 21, 2011
This is something I don't understand but maybe some of you...
This is something I don't understand but maybe some of you can explain it to me. It's a "husband" from the Real Housewives of New York singing* his new song. This is the guy who from what I understand spends a lot of time proclaiming that he is "not gay." (But here's his dance song!)
Why does every reality star think they need to come out with a book, a fragrance and/or a song?
Is it not bad enough they are stealing air-time from scripted programming?
Now they have to insult our other senses as well?
*autotune
April 16, 2011
Tale of a Fateful Trip...
My mom was going through this week's newspapers, making sure she didn't miss anything (dreary New York days are great to play catch-up with the New York Times) and she happened upon this article which is sweet and charming, but also an interesting take on what we use to escape the horrors of daily life.
I can't wait to check out the exhibit and see this guy's work. This is exactly why so many of us do what we do. To give others an escape, to make people laugh when it's hard to find things to laugh at. I love this. And I love knowing that my mom had a part in taking this talented man's young mind off the frightening realities of life, even for a brief half-hour once a week.
April 15, 2011
Torn between two laptops…
( Feeling like a fool. Loving...
Torn between two laptops…
( Feeling like a fool. Loving both of you is breaking all the rules.)
April 14, 2011
Ladies, class it up.
I have no idea what the current trend of...
Ladies, class it up.
I have no idea what the current trend of women getting into brawls at food establishents is all about but it really needs to stop.
1) There is no need to ever, ever get into physical fights.
2) Your underwear are showing.
3) Please revisit one.
