Caprice Crane's Blog, page 29

How zit going?

How zit going?

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Max.

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Max.

Friends Make It Better

We're burying my grandma today. We had a lovely funeral in Palm Beach and now we've moved her here and will have a small ceremony this afternoon to put her in her final resting place.

But that's not what I want to talk about right now.

I just got a text from my friend Jason who knows this is happening today. 

Jason: Is there any comedic value to wishing cheese was shaped like an apple?

Me: Well, I think so.

Jason: Thanks. Gives me something to think about for a few hours.

Me: And me as well.

I imagine he is crafting a tweet or perhaps just thinking fondly of cheese, but this is exactly why I love my friends. Because they know they can be who they are and make me laugh no matter what.

Sad day, but feeling very grateful.

Uh oh...

I just set my mom up with her own twitter account.

There goes the neighborhood.

www.twitter.com/thetinalouise

Truthful Tuesday

The little girl in me will always feel nostalgic when she sees these machines at the supermarket. I always stop. I look at the bubble gum and the rings and the different prizes. I used to hope so hard that I'd get the one I want.

I rarely, if ever, got the one I wanted.

They still brought me joy.

Dear God,Apologies in advance for the feisty vixen who is no...

Dear God,

Apologies in advance for the feisty vixen who is no doubt going to give you a hard time.

RIP my beautiful and charismatic Grandma.

Sadness

Getting on a plane for the worst reason.

My mom taught me everything I know about applying...

My mom taught me everything I know about applying makeup.

I'm gonna go with this look tonight.

I wanted to believe this was intentionally existential. But the...

I wanted to believe this was intentionally existential. But the additional misspelling proves otherwise.

I'm sure we've all heard about the racist blonde...

I'm sure we've all heard about the racist blonde chick at UCLA (who has since left UCLA) and seen her rant by now, but this is SUCH a clever and creative response from one guy who occasionally spends time in the library along with those "hoards of Asian people."