Caprice Crane's Blog, page 33
February 6, 2011
thedailywhat:
Super Bowl: Did someone say hi-res screencaps of...

Super Bowl: Did someone say hi-res screencaps of Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod?
[fark.]
Little known fact: A-Rod insists all of his girlfriends hand-feed him, as he can't lift his arms for anything but baseball.
Little known fact: A-Rod insists all of his girlfriends...

Little known fact: A-Rod insists all of his girlfriends hand-feed him, as he can't lift his arms for anything but baseball.
Ask Max
Max has answered your latest questions and he really needs some new ones. I know you guys have questions. Send 'em! Otherwise I'm stuck playing fetch with him all day and I have other things to do, yo.
Check out his answers to this week's pressing issues…see who he picks for the Super Bowl…and send in your questions!
February 5, 2011
February 4, 2011
The Les Crane Show
Here's the audio from a pretty...
The Les Crane Show
Here's the audio from a pretty entertaining interview my dad did with Bob Dylan before I was even born. This was Dylan's very first national television appearance. Listen when you have the time. It's about a half hour long with a couple song performances and a lot of silly conversation. If you're a Dylan fan, you're gonna love it.
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My dad was so cool.
February 3, 2011
Our friend Michael Ian Black suggested that Dr. Phil looks like...

Our friend Michael Ian Black suggested that Dr. Phil looks like a cartoon walrus. This is a rare condition also suffered by Wilford Brimley. Here I show you the three stages as the metamorphosis happens. There is no known treatment at this time.
February 2, 2011
For Those Who Have Parents...
I've been missing my dad and listening to some old audio files tonight, which has been a treat. I think I might share them with you guys because they're pretty cool things to listen to, even if it's not your dad.
But I read a lot of blogs from you folks out there and many of you seem to be estranged from your parents. If you've been beaten or abused or taken advantage of or deeply hurt in one way or another by your parents, then of course, I understand your wanting separation.
But if you got into a fight over something petty, or they tried to offer guidance that you didn't much appreciate at the time or someone got on someone's nerves and it escalated and now you're not speaking…please be the bigger person and call them tomorrow.
Because you're lucky that they are alive.
They love you.
They do the best they can.
We all do.
January 31, 2011
This is pretty much a day-maker.
(via MichaelK)
This is pretty much a day-maker.
(via MichaelK)
Perhaps you didn't hear me the first time: I'd like...

Perhaps you didn't hear me the first time: I'd like some bacon.
January 30, 2011
Ask Max
Max was feeling well enough today to finally post a new column. But he desperately needs new questions, as you will see.
Please send in questions for Max. He only wants to help you!
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Can you deny that face?