For Jen

My friend Jen has asked that I post something—anything—that will not make me cry like those dogs in Japan.

She emailed me earlier demanding that I stop watching it (even thought I hadn't even told her how many times I'd viewed it).

(A lot.)

(She knows me).

So for Jen I decided to post something happy.

But I couldn't think of anything that was terribly happy-making at present.

So I googled "happy" for a little help.

You get your standard happy faces, birthday cakes, balloons…

But you also get this:

A very happy condom (which was apparently found in a 7 year old's McDonalds happy meal. 

So there is something happy. (The condom, not the 7 year old and certainly not her family.)

Better Jen?

For the record this happy cow came in a close second:

Yes, I realize the cow is disturbing. Sorry about that.