Jason Bitner's Blog, page 61

One Didn't Make It

This was found in a Precious Moments penmanship journal my boyfriend Robert and I found it when we were packing up his house to move out. It must belong to the family that lived there before us. Everything written inside is in Spanish and it seems to have belonged to a little girl. This was one of two pictures.

Pan Fried Snatch

A coworker and I were working on the boiler in this building, and he told me to go to the kitchen and check the water temp at the sink hydrant. This note was posted over the cook stove.

It must have been pretty recent, as it alluded to "No hot water" which was part of the boiler complaint.

Under the Bed

I was walking to work one rainy day and saw this lying on the sidewalk.

Meld with You

I found this on Brighton Avenue outside of Boston.

Budget Fun

Found this on the floor of a subway car going home one night. Amusing and sad!

Going Postal

It's pretty sweet when you know someone in your apartment complex is 10 seconds from going postal. If the guy is ever caught I think Scott from Apt 1 should take this to Judge Judy.

Shoot Bibi Gun

I found this inside a children's book at Goodwill. I thought he might have included a footnote for a minute there but when I unfolded the paper, sadly there was not one. I feel sorry for his sisters.

Lovers With Wings

I found this in the computer lab.

Niko Had an Accident

I think the smiley face makes all the difference.

Shuga Lane

Found this at a YMCA lab I used to oversee. One of many mad notes inked on our printers with perplexing threats.