Jason Bitner's Blog, page 59

Shopping List, or Medication

I found this balled up on the path at the local nature reserve. I would have just walked on and ignored it if I hadn't seen the words 'Ear Wax' poking out.

The Old Standby

I found this on the floor in the break room at work.

Cheek, Kiss, Cheek, Kiss

I found this photo while on a date with my boyfriend-- it was on a bench outside of a bookstore. He broke up with me later that night. I hope their love lasts longer than ours.

More Bad Than Good

Found in the bushes near a Social Security office in a strip mall. This is the back side of a early voting survey card from the Supervisor of Elections; I hope she found some help.

Case of Serpent Envy

Found this in the parking lot at work. Desire and temptation are strong themes.

Anne Frank Essay

Some middle schooler meditates on the sexiness of Anne Frank.

Teen Fan of Salinger Blasts Biographer

This note was found in a high school library book "In Search of Salinger," which is a biography of the late author. Salinger filed a lawsuit against the author Ian Hamilton, and the student who wrote this note seems to agree with Salinger about the quality of the book.

R.I.P. Mitts

One of my students found this tucked inside a 12th grade English textbook entitled "Adventures in Literature."

Dear Band Members of Matchbox 20

My boss actually found this one walking back to the office.

Captivating

I found this index card in a puddle on my way back from class one day.