Jason Bitner's Blog, page 45

Decisions, Decisions

My 7-year-old son brought this home one day. This leaves me wondering what the problem is, and how it could possibly involve nets and plastic.

Dude

I found this in the downtown area of my hometown. I just really freaking love this note. The writer seems like a kid I would have wanted to be friends with when I was in school.

My Favorite Dutch Chinese Boy

I found this index card inside a used copy of a David Weber book.

Playing Favorites

My roomate found this on the side of the road in a box along with many other pieces of art. Reads "I love you Mommy, but I do not like you Daddy. You may be wondering where Bobby is now."

Where to Do It

I found this walking back from the Y, just blowing across the grass, on a college campus. I say this couple has gone around from the "crossed off" locations and has a lot more places to go.

Dear Dairy

I was working at a Red cross Shelter set up to aid victims of an apartment fire. These guys lost everything, so we were taking donations of clothing. In one bag of clothes, I found the attached notes.

Hi Fidelity Psychology

I found a few slides that appear to be from some sort of psychological test/experiment done in the 1970s. It involves a lot of machinery hooked up to the test subjects(?) and a lot of guys in thick glasses taking notes and talking with them. A lot of the people look distraught but not this guy. I can't explain why he appears to be at home, either. I regret that I do not have a slide viewer or scanner. I held this up to the light and made it as clear as I could. I think at least this way, it's...

Pulsar

Found this in my high school Bio class. I don't even know what to say.

I Do Not Engage in the Richness of the World

My friends think the last hobby must be a euphemism.

Ho Ho Homework

Found this note blowing along the sidewalk.