Jason Bitner's Blog, page 43

My Nightmare

I found this near my house.

Hairy Homosexual

I found this on my desk in my english class after lunch, and took it home. It got a bit wrinkled in transport. It gave me a laugh, and I've been wondering who drew it!

Meltdown in the Hay

As I was walking out of class one day, I found a small envelope with a picture inside with a small note, that simply said, "So much for a smooth landing" in 2006.

I Need a Cheerleader

This was tucked in the sleeve of a Van Morrison record my grandma purchased for me at a thrift store. I don't know whether the note was written or the foot was drawn first. Neither scenario makes much sense, but I like them.

Girl Group on the F Train

Found this lovely photo on a Brooklyn-bound F train and would love to find its owner. An astute observer noticed that the young women were arranged from happiest-looking to least-happy-looking.

IN$ANE PRICES?

I found this on a telephone pole near my house. It is someone's creative response to Pay As You Throw trash bags (anything the city's residents don't recycle is required to be thrown away in expensive PAYT bags). It is a solution for getting rid of raccoons and not having to pay for the dumb bags.

Warning Future Adam

I found this whilst working at the Salvation Army, on the backside is a treasure map I was never able to decipher.

Kitty?

Walking into the gym, I passed this artwork laying in the gutter. Thinking maybe someone lost it, I left it there and continued on to my late-day workout.

I left the gym and was surprised to see this unusual crayon drawing still in the gutter, unclaimed.

Do Whatever You Want

While doing a cleanup on the Boardman River, I found this sweet note to whoever stayed the night at this location. It's a nice park behind the old Carnegie Library and near city streets with million-dollar houses on them.

I found it in the bushes near some empty cigarette packs, empty beer cans and a sleeping bag that was soaked through and through.

Dancing and Trancing

Oh the angst of a pre-teen.