Jason Bitner's Blog, page 39

I Don't Understand

My friends and I found this while exploring forgotten lockers of the RIT campus. I apologize to Kate and Sam if my taking this note ruined their relationship.

Home Rules

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Rules of Love

My wife is a teacher at a middle school and she found this gem in her classroom at the end of the day. I like the nibble on the ear definition oh and the kiss anywhere else.

Freddy?

My dad bought some property in this little town called Iola. There was an old barn and farmhouse on the property and I have found lots of cool antiques in the barn. I was helping to take the old sheetrock off the walls and this fell next to me in the biggest bedroom.

Free to Fight

I found these two drawings on a desk in my junior year physics class. Presumably completed by someone in the class before mine, they are fairly well done, concise and clearly telling a story. The first illustrates the often-accepted benefits of religion while the second captures a darker situation, that of the army and fighting. Because they are done of a similar style and numbered #1 and #2, I can only assume they are meant as a sequence, perhaps showing the undeniable relationship between t...

A Dream Deferred

This was on the back of one of the bills given to me as change this morning. It makes me sad to think of some kid having to use the money they were saving toward their trip to the magic kingdom for other stuff.

The Herbalist

Here in South Africa a lot of doctors peddle their craft and advertise their magic at traffic lights and intersections.

I'm Lost

I work training institute, like a school, and a co-worker found this stuck on the bottom of the bin under the shredder after a busy day of exams. I don't who the person was, or if they ever found their way out of that pink square, but the biggest mystery is how it was in this bin without being shredded? If it was a creative writing exam I'd say: "fail" - If it was an art class, I'd say "A+"!

Not a Winner

I found this on the pavement outside where I work, a co-op hall on Montague Street. It is written on the back of a NSW lucky lottery ticket. On the other side at the bottom it says not a winning ticket and NOT has been circled with marker pen.

Rock and Roll Explained

Grabbing a shopping cart at my local New Seasons grocery store, I found this lying in the basket. Looks like someone's notes for an essay on the Rolling Stones. I never thought of Mick as the rock and Keith as the roll, so, even without reading that essay, I've caught a new idea from this anonymous author.