The Morning Star Quotes

“He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage.
“Aw, Sandy, that wasn’t fucking,” Simon said. “That was just, I don’t know, really obnoxious foreplay or something.”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star

“Gut instinct," Jeremy wheezed.

"Your gut's been shot," Mike pointed out, but he looked uncertain.”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star

“In that case, hell, I'll even spring for the coffee. Unless you're some kind of damned tea-drinking Englishman, in which case you can buy your own dirty leafy water."

"Drink tea in America?" Jeremy's eyebrow twitched upwards in disbelief. "I'm not that sort of masochist. Coffee, at least, has the benefit of being horrible the world over, so it doesn't matter where you get it."

Simon eyed him narrowly. "And to think I was almost not hating you."

Jeremy blinked, feigning confusion. "Goodness. Did I say something wrong?”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star

“Simon snitched one of the cardboard coffee cups from Sandra's tray. "I love you guys," he said affably. "Have I told you that lately? Every time I start worrying that maybe this job has driven me insane, all I have to do is look at you all and I realize how much worse off I could be.”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star

“Any resemblance to persons living or dead or actual events is entirely coincidental. Any resemblance to reality is entirely surprising. Objects in the rearview mirror may be closer than they appear.   Shadow”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star

“Fine. I can negotiate with the best of 'em. I took a CLASS. Tell me what you want.”
― M. Chandler, The Morning Star