Find & Share Quotes with Friends
Gags and Extracts Quotes
Gags and Extracts
by
Santosh Kalwar3 ratings, 5.00 average rating, 0 reviews
Open Preview
Gags and Extracts Quotes
Showing 1-16 of 16
“What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Do you know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Get involved in life, and you will find why.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“It'll still be stationery no matter how much you push the envelope.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Our own ignorance is the curse of the world.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Cartoonist found dead in the home. Details are sketchy.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
“Ninety-eight per cent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.”
― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts