The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement Quotes

“It's been so long since I last had sex that I sometimes go to my local coffee shop just to hear someone scream my name.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“Try thinking of a color that doesn't exist.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“People who say 'everything happens for a reason' have never puked on their fiancé's grandmother during Easter dinner.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“I long for the day when someone loves me as much as women in commercials love yogurt.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“Listing your parents as your emergency contact is the saddest reminder that you are single.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“Dating is basically this weird thing where you go out and pretend to be someone you're not until the other person likes you enough that you can eventually reveal who your really are.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“I don't make mistakes. I date them.”
― Kevin Molesworth, The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement