Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters Quotes

“She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.”
― Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters

“I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.”
― Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters

“His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.”
― Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters

“He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.”
― Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters

“People take power trips at the most inopportune times.”
― Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters