When It Hits You Quotes

“In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“She’d never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio