Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys Quotes

“A car horn is as effective a communication tool as a goose honking. I want something more articulate that shouts abusive phrases and insults.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“Don't even get me started on The Beastie Boys—those Three Stooges of rap. They are The Triple Sam Bankman-Fried of the music industry, looting everything of value for their personal gain and leaving those behind far poorer for the experience.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“When I’m finished writing my book, it will have over ONE MILLION words, and I personally guarantee you will like at least one of them.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“I like books, but my favorite way to get information is to read a person's mind through their body language. It’s always the best writing.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“When women ask me what I do for a living, I’m going to tell them I earn money the old-fashioned way. Then I’ll go on to explain that I somehow managed to get my name added to an African Charity list, and generous Americans donate eight dollars a month so that I can afford to feed myself, but that I spend it all on my new Twitter blue check.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“What if dating apps are mostly populated by Deep Fakes, designed to get you to waste your life swiping right and keep you single? I say this because the last three matches I met up with for coffee turned out to be holograms.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“Everything I learned about writing a single word in all-caps for effect I learned from STOP signs. As far as bringing a sense of urgency to a word, all-caps is my red octagonal champion.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys