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Being a self-absorbed bastard, you bet I’m doing a Mor appreciation—I’ve been named after Her Magnificence after all 😎
(pftt imagine if I were that gorgeous)
“One of these days I’ll go blind from rolling my eyes so hard they take a trip across the galaxy and back.”
—Incorrect Quotation by Mor
— Aug 13, 2020 08:26PM
(pftt imagine if I were that gorgeous)
“One of these days I’ll go blind from rolling my eyes so hard they take a trip across the galaxy and back.”
—Incorrect Quotation by Mor
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They had let a fox into a chicken coop—and he could do nothing...
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
— Aug 17, 2020 01:03PM
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
Maryam Rz.
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Meanwhile at the Night Court: Other Reason Why I Love Amren
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
— Aug 17, 2020 12:32PM
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
Maryam Rz.
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Feylin: Another Summary↓
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
— Aug 17, 2020 12:13PM
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
Maryam Rz.
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Language lessons with Amren ↓
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
— Aug 17, 2020 11:22AM
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
Maryam Rz.
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feyre:
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
— Aug 17, 2020 10:24AM
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
Maryam Rz.
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Baby Cassian appreciation post ↓
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
— Aug 17, 2020 09:44AM
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
Maryam Rz.
is on page 544 of 624
Look
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
— Aug 17, 2020 09:32AM
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
Maryam Rz.
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Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
— Aug 17, 2020 08:32AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
Maryam Rz.
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Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
— Aug 17, 2020 07:49AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
Maryam Rz.
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Now I need Feyre to paint Amren and Mor’s eyes above MY bedroom’s door, please and thank you 😎
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
— Aug 17, 2020 07:03AM
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
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So you're the one obsessed with me after Rhys?😂
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Tani wrote: "So you're the one obsessed with me after Rhys?😂"Okaaayyyyyyy I do not like where this is going.
I OBJECT.
I would like to add that yes I might be the second most obsessed with you BUT in my list of obsessions you're...what? Fourth I think? Cause there's Az, Amren, and Cass.
So, shoo.
* face palms*You ARE GORGEOUS!!!
I mean not as gorgeous as me BUT thats bcoz I am the High Lord😂
I mean look at my face...
That quote really is something else *lmao*Now that I've read a fair bit of the series I can say that I see the resemblance... though I also see a fair bit of Amren in you.
Mrinmayi wrote: "* face palms*You ARE GORGEOUS!!!
I mean not as gorgeous as me BUT thats bcoz I am the High Lord😂
I mean look at my face..."
Mrin dear make a choice, are you owning your Rhys-ness or not?? You can't have it both ways 😂
Still, thank you cousin 😂💙
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "That quote really is something else *lmao*Now that I've read a fair bit of the series I can say that I see the resemblance... though I also see a fair bit of Amren in you."
*faints dramatically* OMG AMREN 🥺😍 I feel so honoured rn.
To me, you're Feyre. Dramatic yet steady, emotional and caring yet put together, and generally free and awesome.
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "That quote really is something else *lmao*Now that I've read a fair bit of the series I can say that I see the resemblance... though I also see a fair bit of Amren in..."
Well, the truth is the truth.
... Now I feel so honored 😭 That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me <3
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Well, the truth is the truth.... Now I feel so honored 😭 That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me <3"
I'm the Morrigan, my gift is the truth 😉
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Well, the truth is the truth.... Now I feel so honored 😭 That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me
I'm the Morrigan, my gift is the truth 😉"
*swoons* ;)
Mary wrote: "Mrinmayi wrote: "* face palms*You ARE GORGEOUS!!!
I mean not as gorgeous as me BUT thats bcoz I am the High Lord😂
I mean look at my face..."
Mrin dear make a choice, are you owning your Rhys-ness..."
you guys bullied me into the role *sighs*
Soo I have finally excepted it *is defeated*
Now that I think about it...that's the reason why Rhys is NOT my book bf...we are similar & I CANNOT fall in love with myself BUT if Rhys was silent & quite like Azriel..then I might have loved him Xd
