Maryam Rz.’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update

They had let a fox into a chicken coop—and he could do nothing...
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.

MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈



*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*

Feylin: Another Summary↓



Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂

Language lessons with Amren ↓

amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo

feyre:



me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*

Baby Cassian appreciation post ↓

rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...

# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs

Look

I realise this art is not entirely appropriate

and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it

BUT

it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T

I swear

I tried really really hard not share this art

BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY

here it is

(prepares to run upon attack)



OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE

Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback

mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME

Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback

mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you

rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND

rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor

Now I need Feyre to paint Amren and Mor’s eyes above MY bedroom’s door, please and thank you 😎



P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂

one afternoon at a tea party ↓

the suriel: i told her to stay with the high lord
bone carver: pftt that’s nothing, i showed her their child
the weaver: can’t she take a hint? i let her steal the ring jeez
the suriel: *puts down cup* that’s it i’m telling feyre

THAT’S CANON FIGHT ME

# the faerie club for feysand shippers
# they are here to watch the drama unfold