Maryam Rz.’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update
Maryam Rz.
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Now I need Feyre to paint Amren and Mor’s eyes above MY bedroom’s door, please and thank you 😎
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
— Aug 17, 2020 07:03AM
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
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They had let a fox into a chicken coop—and he could do nothing...
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
— Aug 17, 2020 01:03PM
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
Maryam Rz.
is on page 620 of 624
Meanwhile at the Night Court: Other Reason Why I Love Amren
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
— Aug 17, 2020 12:32PM
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
Maryam Rz.
is on page 613 of 624
Feylin: Another Summary↓
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
— Aug 17, 2020 12:13PM
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
Maryam Rz.
is on page 580 of 624
Language lessons with Amren ↓
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
— Aug 17, 2020 11:22AM
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
Maryam Rz.
is on page 570 of 624
feyre:
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
— Aug 17, 2020 10:24AM
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
Maryam Rz.
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Baby Cassian appreciation post ↓
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
— Aug 17, 2020 09:44AM
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
Maryam Rz.
is on page 544 of 624
Look
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
— Aug 17, 2020 09:32AM
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
Maryam Rz.
is on page 530 of 624
Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
— Aug 17, 2020 08:32AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
Maryam Rz.
is on page 520 of 624
Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
— Aug 17, 2020 07:49AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
Maryam Rz.
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one afternoon at a tea party ↓
the suriel: i told her to stay with the high lord
bone carver: pftt that’s nothing, i showed her their child
the weaver: can’t she take a hint? i let her steal the ring jeez
the suriel: *puts down cup* that’s it i’m telling feyre
THAT’S CANON FIGHT ME
# the faerie club for feysand shippers
# they are here to watch the drama unfold
— Aug 17, 2020 05:55AM
the suriel: i told her to stay with the high lord
bone carver: pftt that’s nothing, i showed her their child
the weaver: can’t she take a hint? i let her steal the ring jeez
the suriel: *puts down cup* that’s it i’m telling feyre
THAT’S CANON FIGHT ME
# the faerie club for feysand shippers
# they are here to watch the drama unfold
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Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "And the reasoning behind those eyes will have me in tears forever. SO CUTE!I'm pretty sure those are Mor's drawings XD adorable, right?"
I much prefer the watching them while they get drunk over the adorable watching over you one 😂
Mor is an ARTIST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I explode every time I look at them
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "And the reasoning behind those eyes will have me in tears forever. SO CUTE!I'm pretty sure those are Mor's drawings XD adorable, right?"
I much prefer the watching t..."
Well, Feyre did draw them so that the boys wouldn't do anything stupid and if they did they would know someone was gonna kick their asses XD
She is. Even Feyre found them adorable and perfect in all their imperfection.
I'm pretty sure those are Mor's drawings XD adorable, right?